I've come to the conclusion i'm special, is it normal?

54% Normal

This morning I woke from dreamland and detected a dull pain in the middle of my forehead. I cautiously put my fingers there and felt a large bump deep beneath the surface of my skin.

It's my birthday today and I've come to the conclusion that THIS is the year I finally become a unicorn.

^_^

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54% Normal

Based on 41 votes (22 yes)

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TrustMeImLying

9 years ago

Uh huh. This is a secret message isnt it. You're trying to tell us something

A bump on the forehead is similar to a bulge on the crotch. But it's on your... forehead. Why? Hmm. Ooh that must mean you're thinking with your crotch. Males are known for that. Birthday? Birthday is a celebration of life and life originates from sex. You want sex. A unicorn has a horn. Horn translates to horny

I got it! You're a horny male that wants sex!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  How did you know!?
  *covers the camera lens on the phone*
  
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- Freedom_
  
  9 years ago
  
  You could put your psychoanalysis booth right next to RawSodium's numerology reading booth!
  
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  - TrustMeImLying
    
    9 years ago
    
    omfg *immediately puts his hand on your mouth and drags you to the basement*
    
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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Or, it is a portal. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/flcl/images/2/22/FLCL5.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110602175317

FLCL, anyone?

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dickwashington

9 years ago

what? it's my birthday too! happy birthday!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  ☆ Happy birthday to you too!!!! ☆
  
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Jweezee

9 years ago

Or die from a malignant tumor. Happy birthday!

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dirtybirdy

9 years ago

Look at all the green people!

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kingofcarrotflowers

9 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY\UNICORN DAY!!

I wonder if there's a card for this situation

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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

It's probably just a big zit.

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Faceless

9 years ago

Be a unimoo! way better.

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chained_rage

9 years ago

Realisation

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213

9 years ago

lol('~')

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Mrs.Motor.Mouth

9 years ago

I've come to the conclusion your a CUNT!

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- kingofcarrotflowers
  
  9 years ago
  
  Speaking of cunts
  
  You're
  
  ;)
  
  What have I become
  
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  - TrustMeImLying
    
    9 years ago
    
    Mmm. Welcome to the dark side, my friend
    
    We have oreo cakes :P
    
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    - kingofcarrotflowers
      
      9 years ago
      
      Yeah well in the UK we have................ Spotted dick.
      
      You win fucker
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Thanks for making me cry on my birthday, the day wasn't shitty enough on its own.
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    Awwww. It's alright, Op.
    *hugs you*
    Now then...
    *grabs my weapon, climbs on your back and points*
    Take me to those leprechauns on the other side of the river! They have gold, an unlimited supply of Lucky Charms, and a potion that can turn severed toes into fried chicken. We'll be swimming in riches and food!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      *tears instantly dry up*
      
      You must be quite small if you're able to climb on to my back. *helps you on to my back* Just hold on to my hair while we cross the river.
      
      I hope the leprechauns have cake! Rainbow cake.
      
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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  9 years ago
  
  You rang?
  
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howaminotmyself

9 years ago

Are you sure it isn't a zit?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I was attempting to stay positive about it.
  
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