I've been up for over 27 hours and have beaten my meat over 7 times

I know it may seem like a joke but It's true I don't know if im addicted or if this is the norm and im just unaware because I lack friends

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Comments ( 47 )
  • Shackleford96

    Anyone ever tell you that if you play with it too much it might fall off?

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    • charli.m

      Surely it would hurt after so much abuse?

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      • As a guy I confirm that that much “pleasure” does cause groin pain.

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        • charli.m

          Just seems like friction burn waiting to happen...

          Or chafing? Idk. I'm so glad I don't have a penis, honestly.

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          • randypete

            just use a lube

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          • It has plenty of pros and cons.

            We do have to worry it getting injured and awkward boners, but we have a lower risks of UTIs and don’t have to worry about giving birth.

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            • And it would be hell to pass a kidney stone as a guy! I’m thankful that hasn’t happened to me!

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        • bighairysausage

          Yes

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    • LornaMae

      Don't scare the kid! Also tell him it's like a gecko's tail and that his penis will eventually grow back!

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      • RoseIsabella

        HAHAHA!

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    Damn there are plenty of ways to spend your time other then beating your meat constantly. Not that I'm judging but you should really take up a hobby the most I have ever jacked off in a day is about three times. But God your dick must be sore as hell.

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  • Your zinc levels are going to drop to dangerously low levels.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    cocaine is a helluva drug

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    • RoseIsabella

      I'm Rick James, bitch!

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        fuck yo couch charlie murphy!!!

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        • RoseIsabella

          Darkness!

          *I love Charlie Murphy!* R.I.P. Charlie Murphy! 😢

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  • I used to masturbate up to 30 times a day. It leads to heart problems. I suggest doing something else and plenty of sleep. You don't feel the symptoms now, but you will in the future.

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    • bighairysausage

      Full of shit

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      • Not sure what you mean by that

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        • SeekNPlay

          Are you insane? Lo Yeah if your doing it 30 times a day I’m sure that is ridiculously unhealthy.

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  • paracetamol

    Take some sedatives or something.

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  • While on vacation, I would masturbate like 4-7 times per night. Maybe I was up for like 3-4 hours.

    Then again, I'm a girl and I wasn't losing nutrients because of emissions.

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    • SwickDinging

      Also for us we're usually having them much closer together... I bet I could knock out 7 in an hour if I tried really hard. If you wanna count multiple sequential orgasms then even quicker still.

      I have heard this is not the case for men. I am so glad I don't have to stay up for 27 hours straight to have 7 wanks 😁

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    • charli.m

      Idk why thought you were male. I feel bad and dumb now. Haha.

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      • IrishPotato

        You're not alone in that one Charli.

        On the flip side, I've thought you were male for years till now.

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        • charli.m

          Yeah. Some people don't notice the feminisation of the name...

          Meh.

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  • SmokeEverything

    Whenever I get really bad insomnia I start hoping lots of masturbation will help me actually sleep, it works sometimes.

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    • bighairysausage

      True

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  • MayhemEverFree

    I can't tell you whether this is normal or not unless you confirm that this is a common occurrence in your life

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Cute!

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  • chrysocolla

    congratulations you’re a human

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  • SeekNPlay

    My max was 4 I don’t know how you guys go past that. I could barely do it. I usually do it 1-2 every day though. Now the real killer is the duration of my faps.. I’ve stayed up for as long as 3 hours when I really could’ve finished within 15 minutes. Let’s just say the content was to tame for me. It’s realy not normal you should cut down asap

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  • SmokeEverything

    I mean like from my experiences one tends to go with the other...

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  • randypete

    When I was young I was masturbating all the time and it never hurt me

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  • SwickDinging

    If you aren't on drugs then no, this is not normal.

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  • IrishPotato

    Natural selection at it's finest.

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  • The only way he could make good use out of it.

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  • bighairysausage

    7 was my maximum in a day, less than 24 hours but it does hurt after so many... I would say its normal if your a teenager with high hormone levels, just try to slow it down as it is excessive

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  • ElegantNut

    I usually only do it 2-3 times a day and no nothing was sore but both of my hands did feel num for the whole day

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