I've always wanted to have the whole birthday cake to myself.

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I guess i'm similar to a lion in that way. Lions receive euphoria from denying other starving lions their kills in the wild. This teaches the good lions to become evil, and to deny other lions food in the future to re-enact the abuse. Lions are like me.

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    Stop lyin.

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  • McBean
    7 years ago

    Touche, my friend. Symbiotic antagonism seems to be your game. Next time I unwrap a candy bar, you get the wrapper.

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  • Mario214
    7 years ago

    I love cakes too. I would rather buy 2 cakes. You should study more wildlife as you seem more like a hungry sadistic human than a lion.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    How do you feel about hyenas?

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  • Fall_leaves
    7 years ago

    I hope get eaten by one, poetic justice lol.

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  • cable555
    7 years ago

    I love eating cake. I used to be a competitive eater until had a heart attack and almost died. I'm proud of my curves.

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    • FrancesFarmer666
      7 years ago

      thanks for showing me exactly what not to become mother. have a nice life, i'll try to call once in a while. :)

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      • Good-Girl
        7 years ago

        he's going to get bored of you like he did of me.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    Then by all means go buy a cake and gorge yourself whos stopping you from being a disgusting pig?

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