I use a bicycle tire pump to rip wicked queefs. iin?

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I lie on my back, stick my legs up in the air, insert the tube and pump away to my max psi, lower my legs and then let rip the ultimate queefs.

IIN?

You're a genius! If there was a prize, you'd win. 5
That could be fun. 2
What?? No way.... 6
That's SICK!! 2
Must go to store to buy bicycle pump NOW.... 2
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  • Cul-de-sac_Nightmare
    11 years ago

    Today, on Untold Stories of the ER...

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Hahaha

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    I thought every girl did that.

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    Pumping air into your vagina can actually cause serious injury, but butthole inflation is just fine.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    And what is your psi, you filthy disgrace?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      About 30.

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Tubas come to mind. Gross

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    They should use your queef gas at dentists' offices!

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Ahh, this made me laugh. What's your max PSI, by the way? Have you ever used one of those foot pumps with a gauge on it? You've me thinking about doing this now. An air enema!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    You should turn from your wicked ways my child.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Yeah, right, I forgot about the long lost 11th Commandment, "Thou shalt not queef".

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        No but there is a Bibical law against putting things in your vagina.

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