I try to preform alchemy every day!

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well i have trained in the science of alchemy since my life has gone down hill i basicly have nothing else (other then work and looking after my kids with my new girl friend) so i just want to tell you what alchemy is

alchemy is like magic yet magic moves thing alchemy breaks an item down and makes it into another form yet to obtain this somthing of equal value must be lost that is alchemys first law of equalivant exchange. alchemy is preformed using a transmutation circle there are five kinds of these they are kin,jan,keer,len,and hie. kin is used to creat gold and other materials jan uses wood and plants to do many things keer is used to kill and revive len is controlling bodies and souls and hie is to create a person or animal by ignoring the laws of equalivant exchange. i can not preform alchemy yet i try by training my body soul and mind. my children also help me train along with my girl friend. my son stevo (his real names steve but i call him stevo)knows more alchemy then i do he can already preform jan. im just asking IIN?

keep on trying youl get the hang of it 11
quit its impossible to do and your a man way in over his head 14
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  • Anime7
    11 years ago

    Watch Full Metal Alchemist. It will take the urge away and you can focus your time on something more productive.

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      what more productive then stomping on gods toes?

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      • Anime7
        11 years ago

        Proving that he doesn't exist, which physics can help on that.

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        • coolio75650932
          11 years ago

          i already know hes fake im just making a joke :3

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          • Anime7
            11 years ago

            good one.

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            • coolio75650932
              11 years ago

              THANK YOU THANK YOU *takes a bow*

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      i already did seen all the episodes edward is in the other side of the gate and al saves him then als in there then ed saves al and al returns as a ten year old who cant remember and on the other side of the gate ed leaves his home and goes to study machines

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      • Anime7
        11 years ago

        It appears that you have seen FMA young padwan. But have you seen FMA: Brotherhood?

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    You should spend your time learning some real science.

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      alchemy is one of the first sciences ever practiced :3 (look it up)

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      • flutterhigh
        11 years ago

        Right, and believing that the Earth was the center of the universe was one of the first theories of astronomy. Doesn't make it more legitimate.

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      • Darkoil
        11 years ago

        Real science is quantifiable. What exactly are you hoping to achieve through learning alchemy?

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        • coolio75650932
          11 years ago

          nothing really i just want somthing else to do other then stealing people's identities and sleaping with strange woman

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          • flutterhigh
            11 years ago

            Ah yes, the most difficult decision a man must make in life.

            Do I practice alchemy, or become a slutty identity thief?

            We've all been there, man.

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            • coolio75650932
              11 years ago

              i bet you have

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              i dont always rape children but when i do
              i prefer the little asian girls

              stay drunk my friends

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    Yeah anything can be overcome.

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    • flutterhigh
      11 years ago

      Except for the basic laws of the universe and stuff.

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      • wigsplitz
        11 years ago

        You think like a man who lived in the 1500's. This is it, we know everything, there can't possibly be anything more that we don't know or can't do yet!! Anyone who tries to challenge the rules is a FOOL and the Anti-Christ and should be tarred and feathered and whipped while run through the streets.

        There is a past, a present and a future, that we know for sure. If we know from the past and from present that new discoveries are made every day, then why are you closed off to the possibilities of positively Earth-shattering discoveries in our future? How many things were thought impossible before now? How many things ARE thought impossible still? And you really, really think that nothing will ever change, no one will ever make any amazing discovery that breaks every 'rule' you thought you knew? We don't even know much about our universe, so precisely what are all of the 'rules' of it? Oh, that's tight, we have no clue what ALL of them could possibly be, and where the rules may bend. So, then, with that....I bid you adieu.

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        • flutterhigh
          11 years ago

          Wow, that's an awful lot to project on me! Feel better?

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Have you turned candy into karate yet?

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      no but i can combine a big white van with candy and create a sex offense

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        nice.

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        • coolio75650932
          11 years ago

          lol thank you *takes a bow*

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    aw come on guys just tell me some tips please (and some books about alchemy)

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    There is more than one way to practice alchemy. Do you make spagyrics?

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    • coolio75650932
      11 years ago

      i try the most basic alchemy there is :) (i dont really like the other ones there to challanging)

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