I tried to sell my bro on craigslist as joke, now mob is after me?

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It was just supposed to be a joke, my brother was annoying me so I made a fake ad trying to sell him on craigslist. The ad was mean towards him, it said things like "smelly, annoying boy for sale. Eats more than he's worth and steals. stinks up the bathroom for hours when he poops. lets the dog lick his balls." See, you get the joke, right? My bro was supposed to see it and be embarrassed, and that would be the end of it.

Well, now I think this mob or gang is out to own my little brother. I shouldn't have used his real picture but I wanted to embarrass him so I had to. They keep emailing saying they need the boy delivered by Tuesday to start the photo shoots and then begin working. Whatever that means. He's too young to legally work!! That's how I know it's a mafia job.

What do I do about the mafia guys now? This can't be the first time this happened, someone has to know what to do here. I'm scared.

Is this normal for a prank to go so wrong and now we are in danger from the gangsters?

Help please!

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago | pl

    It's probably your brother.

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago | pl

      Yeah LOL, what a great countertroll. If it's true, I'd like to meet the kid.

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  • PalestinianGuy
    11 years ago

    I think the "mob" voted "Normal" on your post.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Tell them you already sold him?

    Hahaha!

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  • pornhead_69
    11 years ago

    I did the same to my brother. I haven't seen him in 8 years.

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    • Hello¡
      10 years ago

      LOL

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  • FrancoisDillinger
    11 years ago

    sounds more like a pedophile than a mobster.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Well, you've really landed in some shit. Tell them that you sold him or something crazy but believable. You never know what to expect from the net and especially craigslist. Tell him to be careful when he goes out, just incase those people find out where you live.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      You believe this? wow, just wow.

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        I'm not taking any chances...

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Come on....your nostrils should know better.

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          • Avant-Garde
            11 years ago

            Forget nostrils. My spider sense has been tingling all day. Danger is near!

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  • xXScYtHeXx
    11 years ago

    They're hardly mobsters if they're buying children, its most likely a paedophillia ring. Also, 2/10 troll.

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  • suckonthis9
    11 years ago

    Put an ad on Craigslist offering mafia mobsters for sale.

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  • thinkingaboutit
    11 years ago

    ...they are not mafiosi. probably someone fucking with you.

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  • Arsonwolf
    10 years ago

    If this question wasn't so old id ask if it was still up haha!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Bring him tonight. Behind the box. I'll be the hyena.. You'll see

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    How much did you advertise him for?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      $19.99 plus S&H.

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      • Justsomejerk
        11 years ago

        Inflate the S+H charges a little. Seems like a pretty good deal.

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  • YumInsanity
    11 years ago

    You're just going to have to give yourself to them, it's not fair to expect your brother to fix your mistakes. Getting raped isn't as bad as it sounds, you'll get used to it

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  • sky915
    11 years ago

    Haha sorry i couldnt stop from laughing.

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  • PanicManiac
    11 years ago

    Notify the police if your actually worried. If not, than let it go.

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  • Justs0meguy
    11 years ago

    All you need is scuba gear, a slingshot, and some angry wasps. Won't know what hit them...

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago

    yeah this sort of thing happens all the time. be careful what you put on the net

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  • Sidekickz
    11 years ago

    start your own gang and kill em.
    that is the simplest solution

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  • squirrelgirl
    11 years ago

    I don't think it's a mob that's after your brother, but a rapist. They're usually the ones who want to do "photo shoots" of kids. If I were you, I'd call the police and tell them what happened.

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