I trained my sisters monkey

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My sister has a companion monkey because of her disabilities, on Sundays my mother takes my sister to visit relatives.
I'm left home alone with the monkey, I trained it to jerk me off while I watch porn.
The monkey doesn't seem to mind and it gets treats.
My mother would be horrified if she knew but it doesn't feel like I'm doing anything wrong.

The monkeys name is Digby.

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  • Thedollcollector8==D
    8 years ago

    Uhhhh. As far as I know monkies are the worst kind of animal to try and domesticate. You can train them all you want but once that piece of shit monkey reaches sexual maturity they become completely unpredictable and downright dangerous. I call bullshit. You must be trolling.

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    • eskimobitcheslovemywhitecock
      8 years ago

      I want to be there when it turns feral and bites his dick and he's got to explain that shit in emergency.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    LOL Monkeys are crazy. Monkey rip peoples faces off. What do you think it's gonna do to your dick?

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  • buzzybimaybe
    8 years ago

    I'm jacking off just thinking about that right now

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  • buzzybimaybe
    8 years ago

    I don't think that's normal no not at all I'm but I'm turned on by it do you want a jack off

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  • asyndesis
    8 years ago

    Reading this leaves me feeling frightened and confused.

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  • BlackyHancock
    8 years ago

    Hey, Michael Jackson had a companion chimp...

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  • bigol'dick
    8 years ago

    I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. Sounds like the monkey has a pretty good time.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Should I tell my mother? It might be easier to tell her now rather than have her catch me.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    It's a Capuchan monkey that was specially trained by a charitable organisation, which for obvious reasons I can't name.

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  • Anonymous-Poll-Creator
    8 years ago

    Wow we got 3 Sherlock Holmes caliber detectives here. How did you all ever figure out this wasn't real?

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    • MaryLouiseCatwhiskers
      8 years ago

      My thoughts exactly.

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  • Darktown_vs_Blackville
    8 years ago

    Wtf is a companion monkey ?

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    • LittleGirlViciouslySodomized
      8 years ago

      "companion monkey" is what gives this post the most troll-stink

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      • Darktown_vs_Blackville
        8 years ago

        I want a companion monkey

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        • LittleGirlViciouslySodomized
          8 years ago

          What would you do spank it?

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          • Darktown_vs_Blackville
            8 years ago

            No havent u seen that youtube vid of the monkey and the soda machine ?

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            • LittleGirlViciouslySodomized
              8 years ago

              Haven't you seen that Youtube video of that monkey Jacking-Off?

              www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9CG7sAnICU

              Shoot me your link

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