I took the nastiest shiit of my life and idk why

I felt totally normal then I looked at some spaghetti and my stomach started bubbling i went to fart but i felt a shart coming on so my b hole tensed up and started burning like hell, i didn't know what to do so i went to the toilet and straight liquid came out with some solid shiit mixed in for like 5 minutes and super loud farts blasting out of control, after it was over i felt euphoric, I;ve never had this happen it was just like the scene in dumb and dumber when he takes a shit in the lady's toilet IIN? has this happened to anyone before? i wasnt sick or anything but earlier that day i ate some carrots that were in my car a couple days and had some mushy slime on them but like i said i didn't feel physically sick from it just my butthole hurted real bad

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    That happened to me back in January after eating at a restaurant called Pollos Mario. The food was delicious going in, but it came out in the most horrific way possible.

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    • VirgilManly

      I bet that's the last time you eat at Polio Mario.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Yep. I'll never eat at that place ever again nor would I recommend it to anyone.

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  • Avant-Garde

    The slimy carrots were the culprit!

    Stop eating food that's gone bad.

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  • Brownblowout

    Powermanure

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  • stopandthink

    I really enjoyed your story. Love Dumb and Dumber!

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    • SerenaDian

      same...the first part I mean xD I LMFAO and I farted so loud...louder than you xD

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  • Darkoil

    What's the point of your life?

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    • Someone has to eat those slimy carrots!

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      • SerenaDian

        omg lol xD

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    • Aries

      LOL I just fucking died laughing at this short comment

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