I took so much acid i thought i'd died and gone to mansfield
Two weeks ago I was cruising the suburbs of milton keynes trying to push to 312 tabs of acid I was packing.
Out of nowhere a siren blasted at me in a panic I instantly consumed all the acid I had and fled for cover in the car park of a nearby x rated video store.
Within 25 minutes I was tripping balls. I dreampt that my hands were giant frogs and I licked them until my tongue bled. I also made love to a traffic cone a snow man and 13 pink jelly babies.
After hours of sexing I took a quick nap, when I woke up I was in mansfield surrounded by statues of prince harry and mr blobby. I thought I died.
Is this normal??