I took a total of 9 showers in 2022

Best smelling IINer

Trust me, people notice.
Shower you filthy beast or do not go outside.

I took a total of 2022 showers in 9 days

(Disclaimer: I also bathe irregularly, but for different reasons.)
There's more reasons to bathe than that. You mentioned two reasons to bathe: smelling good and avoiding health problems. However, hey, maybe you don't want to smell that good? And maybe you welcome germs against your powerful immune system? There are at least two more reasons to bathe, though. Good skin care and a cleaner environment.

Dirt and dead skin cells build up on you over time. Eventually this becomes visible and may even flake off as your skin becomes rough to the touch. This makes you itchier than usual and inhibits perspiration, making it harder for you to cool down on a hot day or during exercise, building up an odor faster in the same circumstances, and dirtying your clothes faster. Meanwhile, your skin doesn't just infinitely build up that layer, right? It has to go somewhere... and that somewhere is flying haphazardly around your house. The percentage of dust in your house that is your dead skin cells rises a lot if you never bathe. For an easy comparison, think about how much dandruff you can shake out of your hair if you just leave it to its own devices for a few months? Now imagine that coming off your arms and legs, all the time.

That's not even mentioning the relaxation benefits of a hot shower or a soothing tub of water. You may find yourself being just all-around happier if you shower more often, especially at night or in the morning.

Source: Personal experience. I am not a clean person.

Two are plenty, one in Fall, one in Spring. Anymore is just wasting water.

Absolute sub human

Be sure to wash your ass ^ stuff!! Peewww))) stanky stanky stink!

Weird question. Are you kinda skinny and bony and a little short for your age? My ex had a pituitary disorder and he looked half his actual age (relax, we're 40-something)... and it was the damndest thing, he never bathed either and was FINE. Didn't sweat. Didn't smell. Could go WEEKS. It was unnatural, but the nose doesn't lie. He was perfectly well-groomed otherwise, gorgeous honestly, and just... his body didn't make stinkjuice. Or something. Maybe you're like that too. Some people are just lucky.

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Did you also take some golden ones too?

Wow, you must be smelly like an arse crack, set a reminder and just have a shower you lazy bum! And yes, you can also have smelly hair, show off to your friends that you don't smell too good nor too bad, just right all you like, but people are going to smell you. May I recommend a Lux soap and a menthol caffeine shampoo to help you smell nice? I know from my salad days of not showering or bathing for 3 months, it's hard to go take a shower, it's harder if you say "nah don't bother", it's inertia, the inability to get in the shower, plus the months of not getting in there you'll feel dirty.