I told a guy i farted and he ran away :(

Im so used to farting and branging to my friends about it but when I walked up to my crush guy and letted a silent one rip I couldnt help but tell and for some reason he just gave me a wierd look and ran off is that normal? :O

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Based on 122 votes (68 yes)
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Comments ( 31 )
  • Solophonic

    I don't mind farting girls. I think it's unattractive to try to hide that girls also fart, burp, pee, and poop. My girlfriend farts and burps around me all the time and I think it's funny.

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    • lemonlime37

      With my boyfriend were as open-minded, lol.

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      • lemonlime37

        Wish*

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    • lpfan1

      This guy has got it... Society wants girls to act so perfect and want them to hide what is Normal. girls poop and fart and burp and theres nothing gross about it.

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  • chewy

    why are people going against the bodily functions? its just a fart big deal its not the end of the world we are technically animals after all this is why i question humanity.

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    • kittenlittle

      because it smells bad, if you have to fart go somewhere where no one else will smell or hear and do it

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      • chewy

        then just cover up the smell by pulling the shirt up its just a smell you well get used to it hahahahahahaha

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  • mightymatt

    The only way that could have been better is if it was one of those high pitched sqeaky farts that last forever.

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  • paepae11

    Hahahahaha classic!!

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  • imustbnutz

    silent but violent! now thats a good way to get a guy to piss off..thanks heaps..I am going to do this to the next guy that bugs me on the train!

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  • I like classy women. Not obnoxious women. Cmon people have you lost your senses?

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  • beearch

    It's probably not the best pick-up line but if he really fancied you he would have let it slide.

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  • flax

    Farting - totally natural and normal for our bodies to do. Don't be ashamed!

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  • dappled

    Aww, sorry he doesn't get you. His loss. I was having dinner with my ex (in public) one night and she suddenly leaned forward. I thought she was going to kiss me and I wondered where it was coming from. Then she leaned back to her normal position and gave me a look. When I asked her what was going on, she said, "I've just curled off a massive one". Happy times!

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  • kayla8

    i wud run away too

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  • TyLee

    I think it's pretty gross for anyone to do guy or girl. I would run away too. Sorry :( just being honest.

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  • alv1592

    what does branging mean?
    apparently you were very comfortable around him. dunno if that's normal or not, but i could never be that comfortable around anyone lol

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  • Mersaphe

    I love girls who fart

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  • jojotoni

    he's probably a nonfarting alien:) ;D

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  • ucipher8

    on another note, the next time you do that, mention the phrase "biological attack" and hope that you hit your target.

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  • ucipher8

    what you dont understand is that, boys dont fart.

    you mam are gross

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  • mrE

    lol wow that sounds awesome im assuming ur a girl would like to know u better if u want

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  • chewy

    If you would of told me that i would of laughed.

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  • cutters13

    Bahahahaha! Smooth move.

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  • beastie

    Wasn't there a dog around you could have blamed it on??

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  • that's nasty and rude to do a silent one

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  • mateo

    i fart sometimes as well

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  • joo

    Don't you worry, that's completely normal.

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    for him to run away!!!!

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  • Samara

    It's completely normal to fart, you're a human being after all.
    However, it's not really normal to *tell* others that you've just farted... why would you do that? I don't get what you were hoping to accomplish by being super awkward and gross.

    Ever heard of TMI?

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  • disthing

    Well it's not exactly a fun or interesting conversational point is it? Going up to the person your fancy and farting is just... Odd.

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  • berrytree

    nope its normal for you to fart but not for him to run away unless you are super fugly and he just wanted a reason but you can not blame the fart nope cant blame the fart.

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