I threw my back out trying to blow myself

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I was trying to suck myself off...... got really close and almost got the tip to my mouth! I was closer than ever! But I fucking pulled something bad in my back. And it hurts like a motherfucker. I can barely even walk, I may need to see a doctor. But I don't know what I'm going to say as far as how I hurt myself..... Because the real reason is just so embarrassing.

Like even though I knew I was pushing myself too much and my back was hurting, I kept going.... Because I thought I was going to be able to blow myself. But then all of a sudden, something kind of have way.

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  • Nikclaire
    5 years ago

    Tell the doctor the truth. They don't care, they have heard everything and may give you some pointers.

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  • litelander8
    5 years ago

    I always go for the classic "slip in the shower"

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    • CozmoWank
      5 years ago

      "honestly doctor, that's how the jelly jar got stuck in my ass."

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    😂😂😂😂 Not funny, I know! Just reminded me that after my first big gangbang, I had deep throated so many cocks that my throat got so swollen and sore that night that my roommate had to take me to the emergency room. The worst part was telling them that I had been throat fucked by over 30 guys (there were actually 26 but a few of them got to go more than once). As I was being discharged, the doctor told me, “You might not want to try that again for a few days!” He said it with a sly grin on his face.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      Hes back will be, well back out as soon as its better. Just like as soon as Jen throat got better she was back at it... Kids, never learn.

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        Oh, but I DID learn! I’m so much better at it now!

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      I didn’t vote as to whether it’s normal....that’s up to you. But maybe you’re just physically not able to do it. Just find another cock to suck, or several. It’s all good....cum that is!

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