I threw feces at my girlfriend and she's overreacting

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I was fucking pissed at her for flirting with this guy she met on the internet. And I took a big fat dump in my hand and threw it at her. Now she's all pissed at me for it, left me.

And fucking called the cops on me over it. Divorced me. Filed charges for this, said I "assaulted" her with the turd. It's not like I fucking punched her or something. That would be assault, not throwing a soft turd that can't hurt anybody.

A turd is pretty soft, not like it could knock somebody out or something. Fucking bullshit that merely throwing fecal at someone counts as "assault". This is probably all because of her pms honestly. Bitch is crazy as fuck. All I did is throw a small piece of shit, and now she's just totally playing the victim.

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  • charli.m
    4 years ago

    Fuck off, numb nuts.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    This is mediocre trolling at best.

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago

      Oh Rose, this is top quality professional trolling. I read it and am now outraged, furious, upset, and just in disbelief!

      I mean I have been pwn3d on the web a few times but this thread, well, I just feel so violated because the trolling is so hardcore.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        Maybe someone somewhere taught a chimpanzee to use a computer?

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      What considered a good troll?

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      • raisinbran
        4 years ago

        One whose girlfriend doesn't divorce him.

        Was it a big fat dump or a small piece of shit now?

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          This isn't my post. My girlfriend has a fetish for being pelted with shit.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        I know it when I see it.

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          I guess. Some of mine in the past you have fallen for and thought were funny.

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          • RoseIsabella
            4 years ago

            Trolling is not a finite thing.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I don’t think it’s possible for someone to “overreact” after having shit thrown at them.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Big deal, it's just a turd. Not like a rock or something that could actually hurt somebody. I mean it was so soft, it just kinda splattered

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  • momwatcher69
    4 years ago

    TROLL:

    TITLE: " I threw feces at my girlfriend and she's overreacting "

    POST: " And fucking called the cops on me over it. Divorced me. Filed charges . . . . ."

    Next time you TROLL, decide whether she's a g/f, or wife, DUMBASS !!

    Thanks for WASTING our TIME ..... !

    P.S. Thanks also, for showing us what a fu**ing MORON, you are:

    " merely throwing fecal at someone counts as 'assault'.? This is probably all because of her pms honestly. Bitch is crazy as fuck. All I did is throw a small piece of shit, and now she's just totally playing the victim."

    PLEASE STAY UNDER YOUR ROCK... !

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    The has to be the most likely iin post to be a troll ever lol.

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  • GaelicPotato
    4 years ago

    Eat shit.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      I tried that once, wasn't very good. Tastes kinda bitter. Different than how it smells though. Pretty gross though honestly

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      • 19sammi91
        4 years ago

        Well if you didnt like the taste I'm sure you wouldnt like it thrown at you either.. you said it was soft so it probably stuck to her..
        Would you like it if someone throwing their shit at you?? If you do your the next level fucked up idiot!!

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  • jethro
    4 years ago

    How can your girlfriend divorce you? You have to be married to get a divorce. But if you really threw a turd at her that was battery with a biohazard. You could be arrested for that and you would be sentenced to troll prison.

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  • CDmale4fem
    4 years ago

    You can assault someone if you spit on them. With all the disease, if I was female and you did that, you would be lucky if I didn't shoot your arrogant, inconsiderate ass. I hope you get jail time over it. Guys like you don't deserve a woman in your life.

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  • Nikclaire
    4 years ago

    Bullshit

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