I thought the fridge spoke and i was sober
I properly thought the fridge was talkin to me today. Had the door open for a while and I thought there was a radio to the company in there, tellin me to shut the door.. Didn't cross my mind that my phone was in my back pocket and had rung my missus! I just about resisted saying hello back because there were people near me and I didnt want to look like a crazy man talkin to a fridge in front of customers..