Ask Your Question today
When I break up with girls I act like I am proposing, then I don't say "Will you marry me", then I walk away, and inside the little black box with a bow on it, a note reads "Were through." Then a broad spectrum of e-mails and letters appear in both my virtual and actual mailboxes, including death threats and hate mail, but it was TOTALLY worth the laugh.
sooner or later your going to get stabbed with a kitchen knife... you just watch
don't fuck with the phycho bitches.
A guy I know did something similar to this. He got down on one knee, held her hand and said
"I'm leaving you..."
Her brothers put him in hospital...just saying...
This will comeback to haunt you, one day you may be in love and the same might happen to you.
Or you may dump a slightly unhinged psycho who will hunt you down like a dog.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
you bastard.
i feel so bad for the poor girlfriends you've slept with and developed a relationship with.
that's so fucked up.
haha classic. :P
But if it was a really nice girl, its not cool :P
personally, i would come to your house and tear your pride and joy right out from between your legs ^^
But if it was a b*tch, then its hilarious :P
bye ^^
Your obviously very immature and i feel sorry for you that you are so troubled or messed up that you feel the need to crush others. Fortunately however, i dare say your the one who is really suffering. the girls are quite lucky to get you out of their lives, even if tehy are pissed off at first, they probably move on with someone good and dont give you a second thought - imagine if they actually married an emotional retard such as yourself - tragic!
this is totally fake, but I'll go ahead and call you American Psycho anyways.
Totally evil. Someday you are going to fall in love for real and girl is going to bang your dad and blow your brother and laugh in your face.
Or you will be brutally gang raped by a meth'ed out gang of homosexuals and forced to drink their urine.
how many times have you done this? idk if its normal but one day you will pay bigtime its a funny way to break up with someone though but not everyone
hijo de puta ._. god guys like u need a major taste of ur own medicine.. btw would u like it if the girl of ur dreams did thats 2 u? id dont think so
i went out with a guy like u once he was butt ugly inside and out and it didn't take long to get over him. was dating a way hotter guy in less than a month!
If you did that to me, don't think for a second I would give 2 s*ts. Cause that's obviously your game. Emotional sadism. Just remember that some girls don't get hurt, they get pissed, which leads to psychotic, which leads to danger. Real danger in some cases. One day you're gonna f**k with the wrong woman. By the way, was any male influence around as you grew up? Because if not, that would explain everything. But yes, congratulations, you're normal.
thats just wierd
your probably dont do that but think that would be funny if it did happen tis would be a little but who in the right mind would
its just wierd
oh and i guess you dont get the kick in the bollocks i get sometimes
arr...dats soooo cruel. I would only do that to someone that truely broke my heart, then it would be intresting watching them suffer the way they made you suffer. That's still cold though.
Nah, it's normal.
I figure You've been dumped (and cheated on due to having an exceptionally small penis) so many times that you Deserve your viscious little moments now and then.
Sadly, my guess is that you don't have many girlfriends, and when you do, You are not generally the one doing the dumping.
Grow up and try being A Man and maybe you won't find yourself single so often.
October
oh dude, that's fantastic.... don't listen to anyone else. best break up method ever. its the opposite of spineless. your balls must be melons..
Hahaha! Oh wow that's so wonderful! I'm a girl, yes. And I'm positive that if a guy dumped me that way I would burst out laughing in the restaurant after reading the note. It's just so damn maliciously clever!
Hm.I think it's another creative way of dumping ^_^ jealous that you thought of that first. =/ But don't do that to the girls that don't deserve this, Okies?
how do you pretend you are proposing if you dont ask will you marry me???
isnt that about all there is in proposing?
Yes, you're a prick. As is often the case, you know you're a prick. Like Ms October said, you should try growing up.
You wouldn't break up with someone you respected like that. Your problem is you don't respect the women you're dating. Change that, for the sakes of all the girls in your area, AND your sake. You will never be happy dating people that you don't respect.
You don't ASK, "Will you marry me?"
Because you know what the answer will be and we do too.
You're running away from yourself and apparently with good reason.
You're afraid the her answer will confrim what you already believe to be true about yourself and that is you are not lovable.
Start by loving yourself and a good way to begin is by refraining from doing things, you obviously know in your heart, are cruel.
Then perhaps, someone will love you for being you because you have become truly worth loving, and generally lovable.
I think that's very immature and i also think you're an asshole. This is so cruel and you should be ashamed. Those girls all deserved someone so much better than you and the only good thing you ever did for them was making them realize that.
I'm not sure whether I admire you or think you're a bloody cruel bastard.... I thought that it was women who were meant to be the ones who dumped their partners in creative/callous manners!
If you're serious then you are creative. Its mean yes, Jerky... definetly, but not cruel.
Haha when or if you ever do ask a girl to marry you you probably will just ask her and not even get down on one knee!
I sure hope this story is fake. If not you WILL meet your maker. You are gonna cross the wrong woman some time. If she doesn't do it she will hire some one.
Some of these postings NEVER cease to amaze me. That's just a spineless and cruel way of not being a real man and discussing it with them eye to eye. Then to laugh at their responses? Do you torment small animals too?
hahahahahaha guys are such assholes. But I have to admit, that's pretty funny.
That is disgusting and cruel and one day I hope karma comes and bites your sorry arse.
Assuming they could actually spell they might be quite relieved - it's "we're through" dumbass
i laughed, so hard, xD
you have my respect, the women up there are probly the sexist b*tches who try and mess up theyre friends relationships cause the guy isnt 100000% perfect, women piss me off, if they do i dump them, if they really piss me off, ide do this, xD
It's not normal. It just means that you're a worthless jerk. You had better be careful that none of those women make good on their death threats
Your such an ass. But Ill admit imagining the situation made me giggle-but only slightly