I think the amish may be better off

Sometimes I think the Amish and Mennonites are better off that the rest of us cause they can enjoy a simple life. A lot of them seem happy and there is very low crime and violence . I like all the technology but if you never had it you can't miss it. Thoughts?

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  • thegypsysailor

    Simple equals boring, in this case.
    Wake up, work all day, six days a week, taking hours to do a job by hand that could be done with tools in minutes, and the the rest of your time before sleep, and Sundays are spent in prayer.
    The only thing I can imagine that could possibly be worse is the christian idea of heaven; sitting around on a pink cloud, strumming a harp for eternity. Yuck.

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    • anti-hero

      That's not the Christian view of heaven. That's the cartoon version of heaven.

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      • charli.m

        Someone got butthurt that you were right...

        Fixed it.

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        • anti-hero

          Fixed yours too.

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      • thegypsysailor

        A cartoon version of heaven suits a cartoon version of religion.

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        • anti-hero

          You usually say versions of religion were bullshit.

          Why the change? Have you found Islam?

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          • thegypsysailor

            Why are you so dense? You can't even understand something as simple as what I posted? Where in that post do you interpret ANYTHING that would indicate I'd changed my views on religion?
            What a truly retarded individual you really are. As in slow, backwards, and way behind the learning curve.

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    • Arm0se

      I thought the Christians idea of Heaven was a kingdom made up of a series of towers and capital spires?

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    • sega31098

      May feel boring to you, but maybe not to them.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      they uses plentya power tools just not electric

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  • postmanlover

    menanites are nicepeople

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  • RoseIsabella

    The Amish have been busted for running puppy mills, they lack modern dentistry.
    :-(

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    • sega31098

      Puppy mills are run by people almost everywhere (except where it is banned), not just the Amish.

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      • RoseIsabella

        No, duh?

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

    I would rather be a dissatisfied human with an insatiable curiosity.

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  • howaminotmyself

    I know a few Mennonites, they are judgemental and not allowed to dance. I've never met any Amish people. But I have met Quakers. I like Quakers.

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    • Shackleford96

      Not allowed to dance? Damn, that's strict.

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  • green_boogers

    No thanks. Productivity is the highest virtue.

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    • qualityaristocrat

      Yes and no. Productivity cannot be separated from the context in which it takes place. Productivity that expands the human soul is the kind which matters the most.

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      • green_boogers

        Productivity CAN be separated from the context in which it takes place.

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        • qualityaristocrat

          I disagree. Your assessment of productivity is degenerate.

          Masturbation results in product, but is in no way virtuous.

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          • green_boogers

            It satisfies your desires so you can move on to better things. If you never masturbated, sex would dominate your thoughts and you would eventually stick your dick into somebody's butt like Catholic priests do.

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            • nobody13

              I don't know about that. I've jerked off twice today and I still haven't really produced anything, other than poop and some phlegm here and there (I have allergies).

              I rather think napping is the highest virtue, personally. I view productivity as something that must occur if I am to get a good night's sleep.

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            • qualityaristocrat

              If you have that poor of impulse control, your genitals should be surgically removed anyways.

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