I think sex should be illegal

At first, this may seem very farfetched, but I think the world would benefit greatly if we completely banned sex. No ifs or buts, just make sex straight-up illegal. First of all, it's disgusting. The act of a man inserting his penis inside a woman's vagina, or worse anus, is disgusting as it makes contact with the exits of pee and poo respectively. This can lead to diseases like AIDS, gonorreha, hepatitis and death. Even in the modern medical advancements we have made, we cant solve those diseases. Second, sex takes ones focus away from important things like paying taxes, studying for your exams and taking care of your animals, all for a bit of "pleasure" that lasts 20 seconds. finally, sex perpetuates many kinds of sinful behaviour such as, using ICT innapropriately, cheating, taking drugs, drinking, wasting money, not spending time with family, simping for 2d drawings, drastically changing the connotations of certain pokemon, looking at stuff that blur the line between legal and illegal, falling for obvious scams, being jealous of other peoples bodies and so on. all of these reasons lead me to believe that sex should be completely illegal. and there will be no exceptions. everyone who tries to have sex should go to jail

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  • Vvaas

    "The act of a man inserting his penis inside a woman's vagina, or worse anus, is disgusting as it makes contact with the exits of pee and poo"

    the vagina isn't where you pee out of it's another smaller hole that's too small to put a penis in

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    • megadriver

      Obvious virgin is obvious... XD

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    • but youll touch pee which is very very disgusting

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      • Vvaas

        wut no you wont unless the lady doesn't clean herself down there

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        • But theres still microscopic pee particles

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  • ibrokemyds

    man what kind of lame sex are you having that only lasts 20 seconds?

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  • newnormal

    I agree, anyone having sex with a consenting adult should be shot dead. After that we have to legalize sex with minors this including raping and kidnapping of minors as legal.

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    • Tinybird

      why the "raping and kidnapping" part?

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      • newnormal

        Because raping and kidnapping is fun

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  • Tommythecaty

    I think you should leave thinking to people who can think.

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  • dude_Jones

    I endorse masturbation. Go fuck yourself.

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    • Masturbation should also be illegal

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      • dude_Jones

        But fucking yourself is a GOOD thing. Jesus of Nazareth was a good man. Even Jesus jerked off.

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  • FLeak56

    Are you Asexual

    Why are you against sex

    I’m asexual and I ain’t anti sex

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    • No it's because I took a vow in the name of God to never do sex

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      • FLeak56

        Ha ha yeah

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    I agree but not for your reasons, I just want to watch people suffer from the sexual frustration to the point of lunacy while I & all the other Asexuals remain the same because I think it would be funny.

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  • Somenormie

    Get off your high horse and get over it .

    No one is going to be by your side except of course with maybe the likes of Tinybird.

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    • Tinybird

      While I agree that sex should be illegal and everyone who has sex should go to jail, I disagree that people shouldn't be allowed to simp for 2d drawings or love multiple people.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    come and get me coppers!

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  • Anonnet

    Troll-y counterpoint for fun:
    Humans wouldn't go extinct from even a worldwide legal ban on sex, the population would just decrease. Nowhere in the OP's post did he say that having babies would be illegal, just having sex. That means IVF and illegal underground missionary, but the human population would never hit zero.

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  • Anonnet

    "At first, this may seem very farfetched"
    Well, I read your whole post and... nah, it still seems very farfetched.

    My favorite part of this post is where he says sex perpetuates "simping for 2d drawings" and "drastically changing the connotations of certain pokemon". Lol, NOT having sex perpetuates those. Hentai and furries would become mainstream, I bet you.

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  • kikilizzo

    You sound like a fun person to be around

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  • JustAHuman

    Please don't feed the troll.

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  • Tinybird

    I agree that sex should be illegal, however I do simp for 2D drawings. I also disagree with masturbation being illegal. I just think that everyone who has sex with real people should go to jail.

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    • up_my_ass_boiz

      you only agree that sex should be illegal because of your inability to get it.

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      • newnormal

        She is a women bro. Women can go out in the street just walk around and guys will be lining up to get sex from her. Of course it's just for sex but that's not the point in case of your argument.

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        • in_my_ass_boiz

          she wants that underage meat - she legally can't get it.

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          • newnormal

            Underage pussy is the best. Kidnap and rape is the best feeling. Well she can have it as long as no one finds out.

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  • Tinybird

    It's beneficial to the earth

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  • RoyyRogers

    You realize having 0 children will eventually destroy our population

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    • up_my_ass_boiz

      sign me up

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  • darefu

    I totally disagree, but don't wonder why you feel this way or think it's far fetched.

    If you are having sex that only last 20 seconds or where paying taxes is more fun???? I wouldn't want to have it either. You need to find a new way or person to have sex with!!!

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  • dirtybirdy

    Is this tinybird?

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    • Tinybird

      Not me, because I actually do simp for 2d drawings and think it is fine, I just hate people who have sex with real people.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Yeah, look how well that worked for the Catholic church.

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  • raisinbran

    Human skin on skin contact should be illegal. When you shake someone’s hand you’re touching their butthole and feces, which is fecal harrassment.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      why not outlaw pooping too?

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      • raisinbran

        Should be, it's a public health hazard.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          we did it! we solved the budget crisis

          think of how much municipalities spend on sewer maintenance a year and with one simple law we freed up these funds

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  • shaiGA

    YOU FUCKING ASEXUAL! IMAGINE HAVING SEX THAT ONLY LASTS FOR 20 SECONDS. I SWEAR YOU ARE JUST TINYBIRD SO JUST FUCK OFF!

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    • Tinybird

      It's not me lol. I think masturbation and liking 2d characters is fine, I just hate people who have sex in real life.

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      • shaiGA

        whats wrong with sex u fucking retard

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        • Tinybird

          You're a fucking cockwomble there I can insult you too you complete and utter prick.

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          • shaiGA

            u still didn't answer the question

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  • DrPissenschitz

    Seggs is one hell of a gateway drug

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  • shoka2322

    It should be illegal for my ex best friend to have sex. I'd rather him die than get sexual pleasure without me.

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  • many animals can reproduce asexually, and with advances in science, we will soon find a way for humans to asexually reproduce

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    • megadriver

      I really hope that doesn't happen and if someone comes up with such an "advance", I hope they are bullied and abused into obscurity.

      Just because you don't like sex, doesn't mean humanity has to change.

      I don't like slow drivers, but I don't think we should kill everyone who drives below 100mph.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      😂

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Are you suggesting we just clone ourselves?

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