I think people should be cannibals

I believe it is wrong to kill animals for food, or any reason for that matter, but since for some reason humans want meat I think they should just eat people since people are dying all the time anyways why not eat them instead of murdering a countless number defenseless creatures? Does anyone else agree with my logic?

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  • okayokay

    I have to agree with this. I've thought this a lot of times actually.if anything humans deserve to be eaten and harvested instead of animals, we are terrible.

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  • georgienne

    Who says we deserve to survive? With the number of species and genuses we've killed off, I think it's our turn.
    The only thing that wouldn't survive without us are caged hamsters, as they're only fluffy balls of man-made-genetic-defects.

    Sad truth.

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  • liz17

    Why not? What makes it so "wrong" to eat your own kind? How are we so much better than an animal? Have you ever seen any animal going out into the woods, or anywhere for that matter, on a mission to kill a human, no, but you have heard of thousands of humans going out on a mission to harm or kill another living being. Your right humans are such honorable creatures.

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  • capcrunch6

    You are either trolling or a retard.

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  • Freakkkk

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  • Wreckedems

    First off you couldn't just eat someone who died. Many, MANY people die from disease and illness. To even think you could eat a person who died you are sick. Most humans believe in letting their body REST IN PEACE. not having a fuckin knife cutting off a fat piece of their thigh.

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    • liz17

      Animals have disease and illness too. Of course you would screen the bodies. I myself would not eat a human or any other creature for that matter. I don't find eating a human anymore disgusting than eating any animal because we are just another animal. I also said in previous posts if the human that died did not eat human meat they could do as they wish with their remains, but if you did eat human flesh then it would only be fair for your body to be used as food for the living. Also, who says an animal doesn't want to live its life, die of natural causes, and have its body rest in peace? Why do humans think they are so superier to other creatures?

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  • pansyfugufish

    AHAHAHAAHA! *ahem* sorry, but wanting to eat people is not normal. Eating people was the last stage before the fall of each great civilization that resorted to it. Why? the result of people eating people is madness similar to mad cow disease. We can not even eat monkeys because we are too closely related. I suppose if you absolutely had to eat a person, you could eat everything but the face, brain, genitals and entrails. Entrails are too filthy and the rest contain too many nerves. Its the digestion of nerves that drive us mad.

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  • ehossner740

    Are you a member of the Donner party? I am and I'm very hungry!!! Fear me!

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  • mandypandy92

    ... you need some help

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  • brokieo

    I like to eat people! :D

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    • Bowser1017

      Eat me? Please lol

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  • jamustheignoramus

    What logic? If everybody reverted to cannibalism then our species couldnt survive. Humans are the smartest, most powerful killing machines that ever existed. We have that privilege for a reason. It is within our nature to dominate inferior creatures. Do you really think we could have made all our technological and scientific advancements if everyone was to apprehensive of being eaten to think straight? Our species' ability to prosper is due to the fact that our lives arent spent fighting for our survival. Team-play is the threshold for our modern society. Cannibalism is anarchic behaviour and anyone who supports cannibalism is an anarchist.

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  • Mellox

    OP kinda makes sense. Soylent green, anyone?

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  • charliesmom

    Okay if you think it's wrong to kill animals then we should all stop and let them fuckin overpopulate so that you can't drive down the damn road without hitting a deer or a bear or whatever. See how long that works out.

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  • dstrick1

    HOLY SHIT!!!!! WHO LET HANNIBAL OUT!!!!!!

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  • Scrat

    We are humans and they are animals we don't eat our own kind !!

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  • betch_pleaseex39

    You're messed up in the head buddy.

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  • Griffmo24

    Dear loard ur a freakin weirdo

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  • mtnw

    what would the obits look like?

    john doe died today. $4.95 a pound!

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    • liz17

      No, it would be more like fresh human, $4.95 a lb. Have you ever seen anything saying (insert animals name here) slaughtered today? It would be labled and sold just like any other meat product.

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  • nogardnitell

    Human is also among the "countless number of defenseless creatures". And it's considered murder too, if you eat humans, for that matter. So, I don't see any logic in this.

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    • liz17

      Ok one how are we defenceless? Are our tons bombs and weapons a way to spread love? I think not. And secondly when did I ever say to murder people? I said eat them when they die. So before you start commenting my post read it don't just talk out your ass. Now be a dear and run along.

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      • IrishPotato

        You can't eat what you'd bomb...

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  • mtnw

    soylant green............anyone remember that movie?

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  • themagpie

    umm... if it is wrong to eat animals... isn't it wrong to eat people? btw way cannabalism could be considered natural... it happens all the time with animals

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    • IrishPotato

      And that's where we're superior to Animals.

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    • liz17

      I think it's wrong but this is how i think the whole eating meat should work. If you eat meat(which would be people in my lil story) then when you die you would be the living people's food, but if you don't eat meat you wouldn't you could be buried or whatever you wish.

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  • coolcat88

    ur fucking crazy bitch!! hippie

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  • mtnw

    logic?

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  • ComboBreaker

    OP: Is very confused and uneducated.

    Speak to your doctor about it. You should even say everything you stated in your post.

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  • Didn't we just answer this story yesterday? Anyways, if you study at all on how people are or our dietary needs, you would know that we are genetically designed to eat meat.

    If this were not true, we would be like a ferret and not be able to eat a certain type of food at all. For them, they cannot process carbohydrates or fruits and vegetables at all, even if they do love them.

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    • liz17

      It is NOT necessery to eat meat or animal byproducts I'm perfectly healthy and I am vegan, so we do not NEED it, we want it. BIG DIFFERENCE.

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      • SplinterWingz

        We do actually need it, for many things such as iron for one.
        It helps with healthy growth and meat in our diet is actually better for us. Humans are omnivores, meaning we can eat both meat and vegetation. If meat wasn't beneficial, we'd naturally be vegetarians.

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      • IrishPotato

        Yes, we do want it. And I'm perfectly fine with that.

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  • Proudfear

    because one its morally wrong and animals tast better

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    • SplinterWingz

      It's not actually wrong, humans are animals and all animals are prone to cannibalism. The only reason people say it's wrong is because we humans have forced that view upon ourselves.

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    • depends what your morals are

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    • PoisonFlowers

      Really? What does human taste like? x)

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    • liz17

      How do you know that animals taste better have you ever eaten a human burger?

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      • IrishPotato

        I did, tastes sweet. Prefer animal meat though

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  • amberinboston

    I think that's gross....

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    • liz17

      I think that being a cannibal is really gross too and I'd never do it (I'm vegan) I'm just saying how is eating rotting animal flesh not gross but eating a human is? It just makes no sense to me

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  • Juche1

    Your a traitor to the human race.

    Animal rights should never be put over human rights.

    In the wise words of Eternal President Kim Il Sung

    "Man, though material existence, is not a simple material being. He is the most developed material being, a special product of the evolution of the material world."

    Great Leader Kim Il Sung has made it clear with Juche "that mankind is the master of everything and decides everything"

    LONG LIVE THE IDEAS OF GREAT LEADER COMRADE KIM IL SUNG

    LONG LIVE DEAR LEADER COMRADE KIM JONG IL

    MANSE MANSE MANSE

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    • SplinterWingz

      Animals deserve more rights than humans. Humans are a weak and evil species.

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    • liz17

      I'm fine with you thinking I'm a traitor to the human race, humans are cruel, violent, arrogant, and are very materialistic. So YAY!

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      • Juche1

        "Humans are cruel, violent, arrogant, and are very materialistic"

        These are only problems of capitalist countries, communist countries don't have these problems.

        There is no materialism in communist countries.

        In communist countries people treat each other well and love their leaders.

        LONG LIVE THE JUCHE IDEA

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