I think monkeys smell good

i LOVE the smell of monkeys! i go 2 the zoo ALL the time to smell monkeys. I stay there for at least an hour smelling them... i wonder how they taste... :-D IIN

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  • You're not smelling the monkeys. You're smelling the Glade air freshener the monkeys spray before visiting hours so they can put up with the humans.

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    • howaminotmyself

      That made me laugh. :)

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  • howaminotmyself

    hmm... I wonder if anyone's ever said that about a cow. "The range just smells so good, I wonder what cows taste like"

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  • 8Serene8

    Can't say I agree. They are always way too greasy and they can't speak correctly.

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  • nanimeow

    I have honestly never smelled a monkey. But hey, whatever. I like the smell of vacuum cleaners.

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    • ThisIsNotMe

      I loove the smell of vacuum-cleaners

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  • lottolose

    I want to bite their pink asses

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  • dappled

    I like little monkeys but big ones smell like the circus.

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  • TieDiedSuperstar

    You were probably a monkey in a past life. It'll be out of your system in another 200 years or so... give or take a decade.

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  • Wot gorilla?

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  • moomus

    Ive never got close enough to sniff one......

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  • they eat them elsewhere beautiful of them, go there and try one

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