I think im a vampire!!

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Well i sleep all day, and wear sunnies if im awake, i go oit at night, were black clothes (not goth!) and i only drink red substances.

( btw this only happens on holidays for some reason)

IIN!!!????

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Based on 89 votes (13 yes)
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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago | pl

    Damn kids and their twilight

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    • PandaShifter
      13 years ago

      LOL no then he would mention a plain looking girl he can't help but be in love with yet at the same time wants to killed her and drink her blood.

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  • InsomniacJak
    13 years ago

    Obviously an obsessed teen. Stfu, twilight isn't real life -___-

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  • SweetandTenderHooligan
    13 years ago

    I hate you.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Wow get a life

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  • Piraguaboy
    13 years ago

    You're not a vampire....you're just an idiot e_e no offense of course.

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    IIN that i think you are an idiot?

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  • ToriahnaChristine695
    13 years ago

    Uummmm more psycho than normal hun

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  • bumblecreek
    13 years ago

    Are you 12 years old or just retarded..

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  • stardust08
    13 years ago

    i think your obsesesed with twilight

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    This is what pisses me off, stop being pathetic and if you had any idea about true vampire culture or the lifestyles they lead you might garner some more respect from me.

    Stories like this make it so much harder for actual people who might live like a vampire (but true "vampires" are very aware they are only emulating a lifestyle/fantasy and so do not need to make pathetic stories like this) to find acceptance or understanding.

    You are just looking for attention, so congratulations, you got it, is your life any better or have you achieved anything?

    Exactly.

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  • tori
    13 years ago

    Is Spring break over yet? Kids.

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  • DefinitelyNotNormal89
    13 years ago

    What a spaz.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Ugh kids are just plain stupid nowadays.

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  • GinnyWeasley
    13 years ago

    yeaaahhh rightt

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  • Queen_of_darkness16
    13 years ago

    Um....newsflash vampires DO NOT exist,what in the world have twilight done to these people?

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  • julio
    13 years ago

    Someone needs to slap this kid back to reality! If he's a Vampire, i'm the Easter Bunny lol~!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I too am infected with Porphyric Hemophilia. This is truth.

    Don't let these walking hamburgers dissuade you.

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  • GeorgeMcBob
    12 years ago

    All you need to do to cure yourself of thinking you're a vampire is get a real job.

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  • ya-lyublyu-tebya
    12 years ago

    Bitch needs a slapin'.

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  • Jessie735513
    13 years ago

    Wanpire :P

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    Edward Cullen: I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
    Isabella Swan: Then don't.

    *cuts wrists, shudders and vomits*

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  • wreckd
    13 years ago

    Holidays like...Halloween...?

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Wow. Ur not a vampire. U could just be nocturnal. Nocturnal humans are really common. I'm pretty convinced I'm one

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