I think i'll try a blow up doll. am i sick, or what?

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I saw a life-like blow up doll in an adult sex shop the other day and it got me to thinking that I'd like to try one. Is this normal? Yeah, I'm lonely. Just broke up with my girlfriend of 4 years. Bummed out, but mostly horny. I don't want to go to hookers because of the AIDS thing. And besides, I feel that that would cheapen myself. But I'm not ready for another relationship. I'm too fucked up over my break up. I'm damaged goods and I know it. So I jack off to keep my head straight and not walk around with a raging hardon. A doll would help me cope, I think. But is it normal to start fucking a blow up doll, or is it sick?

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Based on 38 votes (33 yes)
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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago

    It's more normal than you think it is. Shit, they even sell them at Spencer's. Just go fuck a doll and toss it when you meet another girlfriend. Make sure you do it before she comes over. Everyone is entitled to some odd secrets...

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Use a Barbi, she's really tight.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    yall can drive in the carpool lane with it too

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    • green_boogers
      9 years ago

      Works everytime. Buckle her in with a baseball hat, tee shirt, and a pair of booty shorts from the Dollar store.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I think a lot of men should get a blow up dummy, it would save some poor women the pain of their company.

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    She never says No. So, fuck her on the kitchen counter, or bend her over the dining room table. What girl would ever say Yes to that?

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    I hope you recover from your break up soon and yeah go for it... nothing wrong with sex toys.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Stop being a Douche and go see a hooker.

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  • pixie_dust
    9 years ago

    my guess is a fleshlight would feel better on your business than a plastic thing.

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    Dont pop her >;D

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