I think i got esp.

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I have attained a heightened degree of ESP. It came upon me after I slipped and fell on a patch of ice a few weeks ago. I banged my head pretty good. My wife wanted to take me to the emergency room at the hospital but I told her I was Ok. No blood was shed. I laid down on the couch for a while but woke up suddenly to this ringing sound that I soon detected was coming from inside my head. Since then I have heard that ringing again several times. My wife wants me to go in for a check up with a doctor, but there is nothing wrong with me. No aches and pains. I just know things now. ESP things. I can predict shit, you know? Is this normal?

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  • cocknballs
    8 years ago

    Congratulations on your special powers. No need to go to the emergency room for your brain injury. The internal bleeding will eventually stop when you die.

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  • muh-fuh
    8 years ago

    What are the exact times that I will fart loudly today...I'm waiting by a busy elevator right now. Waiting for your signal to get on.

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  • yourdeepestshame
    8 years ago

    See a doctor.

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  • Anewbis
    8 years ago

    The ringing noise in your head is called tinnitus.
    If you've never had this before your whack on the head then you might want to get checked.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Give ya 20 bucks for next week's lotto numbers.

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  • ABF
    8 years ago

    Give me the Power Ball numbers then commit yourself to a insane asylum!

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  • Norwaylover
    8 years ago

    I can also predict things but only if it's related to luck for some reason.

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