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My penis looks to me like an elephants trunk. It can spray water too, and now I wish it could suck it in. Is it normal because I feel kinda strange for saying this.
Can you pick up trees with it? If so, a great future awaits you in the porn industry.
well the story comes to mind of the elephant walking through the jungle. He sees a naked man standing in front of him and starts laughing. The elephant then looks down and says " yeah that's real cute but will it pick up peanuts?"
It's normal, most guys see their own dick bigger than it actually is. Funny thing is, it is probably the size of your pinky.
So you're on a date at a ballgame. Your elephant trunk penis whips out of your pants and grabs a bunch of peanuts.
Your date is astonished at this feat and asks you to do it again.
You respond that you'd love to but your ass couldn't take another bunch of peanuts.
You can buy elephant underwear, so I'm sure you're not the first to think this way about your trunk.
http://www.3wishes.com/images/menselephantpouchthong-s.jpg
LOL These ones are much cuter...
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