I think everyone is an alien and they're keeping it a secret from me!

Well sometimes i think that people are aliens and that everyone is wearing a discuise to look like a "human", but everytime i look away they get rid of the discuise.

I think that there doing it to watch me and learn.

Is this normal?

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34% Normal
Based on 93 votes (32 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • kingsleycrowne

    yeah in my true form I'm a repulsive amphibious alien from a distant water planet.

    I just spewed acid on my keyboard.

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  • PandaShifter

    Sounds like schitzomania.

    Well, give them something to watch. Take off all your clothes in public, jack it, and let them observe.

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  • mut8ed1

    I've got something similar.

    I'm a very solemn, logical person. I take expressions literally, I don't really understand a lot of people's feelings, and I am very intelligent.

    So I've decided that I'm an AI beta. Programmers in a world like mine are trying to make an android that's passably human, so it must act human. They can't whip up something from scratch, so they put the AI in a virtual environment to see how it reacts. When I sleep, that's when they update my code.

    That guy who cut me off in traffic yesterday? He was created to test my aggression. The guy who tried to swipe my wallet? He was created to test my reaction time. My few friends are less sophisticated AI being fed lines by the programming team to test my social skills.

    I've thought this out for a while.

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    • rhythmness93

      uhm you have a mental disorder. you need to be on medication. people like you driving on roads are not safe.

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  • bhcrystal12

    well i can promise you that i'm not an alien.

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  • TomasBodin

    i can tell you that theres a 99.9999999 % posibilities that there are life forms in other planets, here, well, thats a big chance also ( im one ) but, dont get worried about that, just about reptilians maybe :O .

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  • Yes, we are all aliens and this is the way you find out that we are all just getting ready to assram you, all 5 billion of us, minus you.

    Hope you brought the KY.

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    • eastbeast

      You missed the briefing again didn't you.

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  • Jessicashleigh

    I sometimes think if I'm the only real person out there. And I also think sometimes, that everything out in the world is just my imagination ya know? How do I have proof that everything exists and it's not just a pigment of my mind?

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  • Zangyr

    If it's just toughts, it's normal but maybe you are a bit lonely.

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  • There but by the grace of God go I. Seek help before you hurt yourself or someone else :)

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  • Mastersash

    we are.. but none of us know it. but you're right on.

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  • luckypants

    I get the same paranoia, like everything isnt real

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  • jazzy88

    aliens huh very interesting

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  • Orhlixyone

    Well no... It's not normal to think that... You are being paranoid.

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  • RandomShytt101

    hah! i think the same thing!
    i used to think that my dad and stepbrothers were cockroaches and that when i would leave there house they would take off thier disguise. i think like that on other people too.. its normal i think..

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