I think congratulations are in order

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This morning I gave birth to a 3 pound piece of poop that measured 9 inches long and had a circumference of 3.5 inches. It's a celebration! The constipation is over! Cigars all around! Hip hip hooray!

Congratulations! 19
Hallelujah! 13
The mediator between the head and hands is the heart! 1
Love conquers all! 9
En vino veritas! 2
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  • Darktown
    8 years ago

    They really need to start putting warning labels on Chipotle burritos

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    So when are you going to circumcise it?

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  • buzzybimaybe
    8 years ago

    I've shit that big before 2! its really cool because now I know how big of a dildo I can put in my ass!! and doo put in!!

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  • BlackyHancock
    8 years ago

    Thought of a name yet? Is it boy or girl?

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    You weighed and measured it?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I had to approximate. I think I'm pretty close though. It's still in the toilet too. It won't flush down.

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  • icant_
    8 years ago

    Omg you are going to die.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    And I thought I was proud. You are a real winner today.

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