I talk to pie
I desire correspondence about my lifestyle. I am 34yrs, female, and pure Han Chinese.
To keep it simple, I like to talk to pie. Sometimes cake, but mostly pie. Everyone in my life is distant and sometimes hurtful, so I started doing this and has become normal.
I talked to a delicious apple pie and we hit it off. This was the first occurrence, and one that would set me on my path.
I then met a pumpkin pie and I just then discovered myself. She listened when no one else would, and was a true friend. I started looking at her more than a friend, and she was lovely; aromatic and had the most shapely crimped edges you have saw. Finally, on a beautiful moonlit night, I succumbed to temptation and ate a slice of her. It was magical.
On Tuesday I started chatting it up with a box of tasty cakes at the gas station, but I just got the strange stares so I stopped.
I have talked to all kinds over time although I find that key lime is too conceited.
I am lonely and confused about my actions. I searched the Internet to see if there are others like me and all I find was a man who talked to sandwiches. I however ceased communication with him as that is just weird.
Does anyone else speak to pie? I welcome all advice and like minds.