I talk to my toilet brush. is it normal?

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I started talking to my toilet brush.

Here are a couple of snippets from recent conversations:

"Why don't you stop complaining? You should be grateful that <insert name of person who does massive poo> isn't still staying here. You'd have a bloody hard time coping with cleaning up her shit everyday."

"Get in your corner. How many times I told you to get outta the way when I'm mopping the floor? "

"Why should you expect anything more than a life of mindless servitude being a Toilet Brush?"

Is it normal?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    While I was in the car I got a notice from one of my managers that corporate told them that the department I work at's hours will be changing. I now have to change my availability until 8:30PM instead of my normal 5:00PM. Realizing I once again have no choice but to change my entire routine just to fit them, I started laughing, I started singing my Chemical Romance's Bulletproof Heart, and then I looked at the building and said: How could you do this to me AGAIN?! I don't like the closing shift. All the crazies come out at that time! I did it as a joke, but now one of the customers is afraid of me. Yay!

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  • sweetyboo
    9 years ago

    I talk to inanimiet objects when Nobody is around lol
    But I think you should get a pet to talk to instead?

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  • Ellenna
    9 years ago

    But does it answer you? If you think it does then I do think you have a bit of a problem.

    I think you're lonely: try & find some good friends to talk to instead of an inanimate object.

    Oh I just realised I don't talk to inanimate objects but I often swear at them, like this computer, my wreck of a car or anything I bump into - none of them answer me back though and I live alone so no-one can hear me

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      No they don't answer me back, not yet anyway. I live alone too so I can say what I like to my brush slave. Yes you are right sometimes I am lonely.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    9 years ago

    good for you...it seem you made a friend!

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