I take a shower after i shit, is that normal?

I try to schedule my poos for before my shower in the morning but sometimes the dirtsnake wants out when it wants out.

I am going to take this as an opportunity to ask everyone to please make an effort to poop before going to the gym.

Whether it is the smell you paint on the walls of the damp locker room when you take a dump or the wet fart sweat running down you leg. Nobody loves you.

Instead of wasting your time showering, just buy one of those water jugs that people use to water their flowers and plants and use wash yourself on the toilet with that and some soap on some toilet paper. Keep it beside your toilet . Easy!

why dont you just install a bday? how ever you spell it.

I've done that too but the smell is worse than the dump itself.

Not if you realized you have to poop before you get in the shower.

Brahmakumaris also shower after

Clean it with babywhipes. I'm sure you won't smell or miss any poop on ur butt. My friend carries around babywhipes when she goes out for the same reason .

respect.... after i emty the freight train i have little pieces of shit all over me... i have to wash my damn clothes

Do you brush your teeth after you poo? Sometimes stuff can get in your grill if you know what I mean...

Signed,
Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

I usually take all my shits in the shower,or better yet-the kitchen sink.