I take a dump every morning! >:(

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Is it normal to take a dump EVERY damn morning!? It's really getting on my nerves! I have better things to do with those five minutes, but instead I'm spending them on the toilet. It's really making me mad. I've tried holding it but then I have to take a MASSIVE dump by noon :(

So tell me; are my pooping habits normal? Does anyone else have to void their bowels EVERY morning?

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Based on 468 votes (431 yes)
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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago | pl

    Rejoice! You are what doctors call "regular". Get plenty of fiber and keep on movin' and groovin'. You don't want to be constipated; constipation causes hemorrhoids.

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    Taking a dump in the moring is the best choice! Cause, you wake up, take a dump, then go sstraight to the shower. You don't have to carry a "load" with you. You are fresh and clean for the whole day!
    Thats how I've been doing it since I was a kid.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      I think it's fun to carry a load w you til at least lunch. Then I'm on the can right after lunch

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      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        Exercise gets me "moving" in more ways than one. A mile and a half in the morning and my load gets a mind of it's own.

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          I consume a lot of zinc to make more powerful and white loads.

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          • RoseIsabella
            10 years ago

            Wow!

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  • kelili
    10 years ago

    I poop every single morning. It's almost a ritual.

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    • New-Zealand-Guy
      7 years ago

      For me it is a ritual to poop every single morning.

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  • bananapie
    10 years ago

    If I don't poop in the morning, my whole day is ruined.

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    • andiforoncedonthatehumans
      10 years ago

      Damn the same thing happens to me....

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Only 5 minutes? Consider yourself lucky as I need 20.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      20!? Holy shit!

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I sometimes take a good dump in the morning. If I don't then I'm on the can at lunch

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  • OnThisEpisodeofLife
    10 years ago

    you should thank God you are so blessed.

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  • Thatguy777
    10 years ago

    I have to poop almost every morning. I also have to poop nearly after every meal. Consider yourself lucky.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    Its the best way to start the day.

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    • New-Zealand-Guy
      7 years ago

      It sure is nothing gets my day going better than a morning coffee followed by a morning poop. LOL

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  • Normguy
    9 years ago

    I take a dump avg. Every 2-3 days for up to 20 mins if I have something to entertain me sometimes more if I study (medical student), and I'm never constipated I'm rather diarrhea-ish because I have very sensitive bowels, especially for coffee, milk, ....

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Aw :( poor sweetie have you gone to the doctor about that?

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  • Mersaphe
    10 years ago

    If I don't go in the morning I have to go a couple hours later. Normal

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  • IsitUnique
    10 years ago

    Same here, sometimes in my 7:30 college class I wonder how many others are constipated.

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  • Holzman_67
    10 years ago

    Maybe too much sugar in your diet.

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  • Maybeoneday
    10 years ago

    Pooping is normal.

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  • New-Zealand-Guy
    7 years ago

    You are normal. I am the same. I have to poop every single morning myself.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    You are so incredibly lucky. The five minutes it takes you to dump is worth it. Always be thankful of your timely eliminations and luck.

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  • Sm@rt2744
    10 years ago

    So if you try to hold it for an entire day you might end up making a dumb site in the toilet so do not try to hold it for a week or else someone will end up on the toilet for 4 hours so i request do not do it please.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      This comment was so ignorant.

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  • sega31098
    10 years ago

    100% normal.

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