I swam in mildly radioactive water to get super powers.

Lol what the f*ck dude?!?! You swam in radioactive water? You should have just got a spider, dipped in the water then let it bite you for Spidey power test lol.

I just found out your power. The ability to do incredibly stupid things without fear. Congratulations now all you need is a motorcycle and the Grand Canyon.

There is a difference between fiction and reality that you obviously can't distinguish...

I lol'd at this.

Naw you probably have testicular cancer now judging by that lump...

Well done sir, you have officially become a moron!

If that bump is on your actual testicle, and not the scrotum, I would get tested for testicular cancer. Bad idea.

I was thinking about doing this but i decided i dont like swiming in deep dark water so i didnt. But im working on finding people with esper abilities or werewolves so i can get some of those powers.

Maybe you have super-sperm now.

Maybe your balls can mind read....

I see this as being perfectly normal.

Maybe you got magic ball powers from swimming

superpowered balls. duh.

Sounds fake to me. Why would you bother writting this on a website and not worry about yourself..

No... This reminds me of that Futurama episode where Fry, to prove his love for Leila despite her really being a mutant instead of what they previously believed to be a Cyclops Alien, by jumping in the Radioactive lake down in the swears. Basically, anything that touches it will have their DNA permanently mutated. Fry hops in and turns in a large Jaba-the-Hut mutant version.

Chances are that you won't get super powers. In fact, it is highly unlikely. I think you should get your testicles examined because that lump is most likely a cancerous of a tumour of some kind... Be honest with the doctor when you see him or her.

When I went to the hospital and had one of those radiation shake things I had a super power for an hour or so.
Glow in the dark urine. Although I would have trouble finding a superhero name that's rated PG though.
Pissman
Glowpiss
PeePeeglower
Pisstakular
Mighty Piss
See...

You might have a super power if death from radiation poisoning counts as a super power. But it doesn't. So, no super powers. Just an agonizing pain followed by death.

If you jump into some hydofluoric acid, your skin will fall off. Is that a good power?

Good idea but mabe shold have thoght of the outcome 1st

=D post back if anything happens!

What mental problem do u have?

Huh Lol

agree with stealth lol

Buy a wig.

Good job.