I still poop my pants

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I'm a 35 year old black man who still poops his pants everytime I get high & wasted-
the mix of pain killers & beer makes me blast chocolate rockets out of my @ss -hella fast- to a point were going to the restroom just ain't an option...
I still wanna get "funked up" butt I don't wanna make doo doo every time I party like a wild animal . CAN ANYONE HELP MY BLACK @SS???

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Comments ( 30 )
  • skintight
    13 years ago | pl

    You forgot to mention all the anal sex you have. Anal sex stretches out your rectum muscles over time making it difficult to hold your poop in. Stop having anal sex.

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  • mtnw
    13 years ago

    35 year old people don't say "poops"!

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  • Geneva5
    13 years ago

    The fact that your a dickhead may have something to do with it ?

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    chocolate rockets huh? then if you're high, wasted and really have to go, then just look for a victim, aim and fire.

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  • HuckleberryHound
    13 years ago

    Cheese..... eat alot of it.... and for God sake man..... buy a butt plug

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  • sunoy14
    13 years ago

    eat bananas(the one with big seeds). it makes you constipated.
    or stitch your hole. make sure to stitch it as tightly as possible. no leakage to be allowed

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  • wanna.b.ur.destiny
    13 years ago

    If ur on pain killers u can't shit!!! They make u consitapated!!!

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Troll.

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  • brah
    13 years ago

    Don't listen to momantar fucked up

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  • blackfish
    13 years ago

    Rofllll I agree stop having anal sex. Haha

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Stop that shit and you won't have that problem. Aren't you a bit old to party like that anyways?

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  • Nat-Cark
    10 years ago

    wear a diaper its not rocket science lol.

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  • I_love_to_poo_in_my_pants
    10 years ago

    Its fine, I sereously do it too its fun

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  • peeingonahill
    13 years ago

    Anal sex is your real problem

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    hahahha this is so funny because i know its fake.

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  • hot2trot
    13 years ago

    I smell a troll....

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  • MESOMIKE
    13 years ago

    The day I shit my pants is the day that I would stop drinking/drugging. Period.

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  • goFUCKyourself
    13 years ago

    eww

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  • Blu
    13 years ago

    It is not normal. I know a person who has the same problem. But if you know what's causing it, then you can avoid it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    dipers.

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  • t7796
    13 years ago

    ROFLMAO>... Good job

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  • endless,nameless
    13 years ago

    HAHAHAHA

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    get some adult diapers

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    HahahhhahahahhHa

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    you should wear depends

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  • deepthought33
    13 years ago

    Grow up. Even the most fucked up people can still make it to the bathroom. Its all in your head...or you actually love it.

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  • imgx64
    13 years ago

    Don't do drugs.

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  • SeanL
    13 years ago

    HAHAHAHH TOOOO funny , but yeee stop whoring out ur ass n u should be fine bro

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  • nasty_heartbreaker
    13 years ago

    You are just fucking around with this site cause its fun.
    Fuckface.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    This is so fake, you're stupid for making fun of black people if you're not black, and if you are then you're an embarrassment to the gene pool so please go fuck some other race. -_-

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