I spent the night with my stinky crush patrick last night

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I made a post about a week ago asking if it was normal if I had a crush on an unattractive, smelly man; I haven’t seen him for two weeks and I miss his odor.

He had horrible night sweats and smelled like bologna in the morning. Normally I’d like puke if it was anybody else, but Pat’s odor makes me happy since it reminds of him. His pee smelled like asparagus too.

I still don’t know if I want long term relationship with him or not. Although we’re not a couple Im starting to talk to another guy more of my liking but feel guilty about it. I would miss stinky Pat.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    2 years ago

    If you really wanted to be with him you wouldn’t constantly have doubts, flirt with other guys or post about how unattractive you find him online. Sub-consciously you know he’s not what you want long term. Although you’re attached to him you’re clearly not attracted to him so the right thing to do is to stop leading him on and find someone else.

    Also I shudder to think why you were smelling his urine.

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  • bigbudchonger
    2 years ago

    I'm glad you had fun with the stinky dude

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    "his pee smelled like asparagus" made me laugh out loud

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    • ElysianGod
      2 years ago

      Ahaha same here. I feel like this is a troll question so I’m not taking it seriously at all. Poor stinky Patrick xD

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  • Meowypowers
    2 years ago

    Skip one day of showering, not two

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago

    Smelly guys need love too.

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  • Meatballsandwich
    2 years ago

    Are you dating Patrick Star?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      No, the Patrick I know is very intelligent and useful.

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  • ellnell
    2 years ago

    Aww this has to be a troll lol but if not that's sweet you still like him so much. Please try to get him to understand the importance of personal hygiene though.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      Not a troll, I wish you could meet my stinky buddy :)

      He has hormonal issues and can’t help sweating during the night. When he showers he does smell better.

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  • Tommythecaty
    2 years ago

    You do have a shower right, let him use it.

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  • litelander8
    2 years ago

    I love a nice sweet sweat smell of someone I love. I fucking hate smelling strangers BO.

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