I spend hours 'wiping' on the toilet

It's ocd

Is it often that you come across an unexpected sexual encounter?

If you're so worried about smelling of poop that you waste hours of time trying to get clean and you hurt yourself while cleaning up down there, then you need to seek professional help as it's obviously interfering with your life.

SHUT UP I find my excretement to be a good lubricator and I have not whiped my behind for 39 years and have a professional teaching job.

Wash your ass or have a shower I'm sure it'll take less than a hour u troll

LMFAO

Exactly how often do you run into someone?

Some of the cheep toilet paper it takes three times the paper to get clean i think some time it take up to half an hour to clean my self up on the toilet.

Use the Indian way with water and no paper. Or rinse with the shower. Paper has the nasty tendency to smear rather than clean.

That's got to be a form of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Everyone has certain quirks, but when those routines start to become unhealthy and dangerous, that's when you know you're starting to develop a problem.

Cleanliness is defintely important, but feeling the insatiable need to wipe your ass until it bleeds is completely out-of-hand and abnormal. Talk to a doctor and get some counseling, quick!

i like it

It's normal to be worried, but you're taking it too far. Get a baby wipe or maybe a close friend to tell you that the ghost is clear.

Sounds like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...and you might have it. But the root of the problem is something deeper. . . . . . your life sucks.

^ agreed.
I think there is an underlying reason for your OCD, It has little to do with poop and a lot to do with something that has happened to you in that region in the past.
Please speak to a pro this will only get worst unless you tackle it.

Most people don't pay enough attention to cleaning their anuses properly (whether its in the shower, after a bowel movement, or in preparation for sex)...yes, you can purchase disposable wipes to take with you wherever you go (good suggestion by Rufus)....and can keep personal wipes at home as well (Cotonelle wipes are great and your guests will appreciate it when they have to do their business as well)....in preparation for sex, you can purchase an enema but enemas are oftentimes not necessary (if you care to eat light on the day or use plenty of lube during) or easily available....you can always use your fingers and gel soap in the shower...nonetheless if you feel this is affecting your life significantly, you're damaging your skin or spending extraordinary amounts of time cleaning yourself and worrying about it....see a therapist about Autodysomophobia.

Bring some moist, flushable towelettes with you. That ought to speed the process up dramatically. I've always felt that the traditional western method of ass wiping is horribly inefficient.

Are you black by any chance?

try shoving some bellows up in there, it'l suck it all right out.

Well... U can use moist toilet wipes n also you should stop preparing for a random partner to enter ur anus tgey might have aids

What .... the .... hell????????