I spanked my mom's fucking ass.
Two hits. Me hitting my mom's ass and my mom's ass dropping to the floor. It all started this afternoon when when she was nagging me just endlessly to vacuum the living room. But I wouldn't have it. I was busy. Busy playing Modern Warfare. But she kept on. I mean she just kept on keeping on with her constant, grating bullshit about that carpet. Well, I couldn't have any more of it.
Me and my friend saw this movie called Dazed and Confused where they made these paddles in shop class to beat the freshman with, so we asked our wood shop teacher if we could do it too, and he said ok. So now I have this nice 2 foot long ass whipper with holes drilled in it just sitting in the closet. It was time to break it in. On my mom's ass. And that's exactly what I did.
I marched into the kitchen and caught her unaware with it. It was explosive. She started shrieking and I was just busting a gut standing there with my paddle over my shoulder. She ran into the bedroom crying and slammed the door. She hasn't come out in 3 hours. I don't think I'm getting pizza tonight like she promised earlier. What could possibly not be normal about a thing of beauty like this? I've got balls for doing a thing like this. You guys think I got big fucking balls? I do.