I sit on ice cream cones

Is it normal if I sit on ice cream cones naked? I take my pants off and sit my butthole onto the ice cream and let it enter my anus. Sometimes the whole cone fits and my girlfriend eats it when I force her. Is it norm?

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18% Normal
Based on 116 votes (21 yes)
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Comments ( 31 )
  • NotFloydzie

    Sounds like you're getting fucked by a unicorn.

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  • Obviously the intellect of this site has reached rock bottom. This is the most popular? 19 comments...really. I've seen several thought provoking questions asked today...three comments average & no interest.

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    • tehfoxyfire

      I tried to start a discussion about Carl Sagan on this site...no replies..none..sighhhh...it's like the most vulgar topics and stupid topics get the most attention...

      Carl Sagan we still miss you... :-(

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      • I hear you. I will search...and get thinking people to follow!
        Which one is it? The search I made for "Carl Sagan" turned up nothing but pothead stuff...please tell me that isn't it?

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        • tehfoxyfire

          Lol I just read that one. No, the one I posted was a while back when I barely joined this community, naive of the fact that there's lots of bozos and zozos here. They're quite comical actually :-)

          I deleted the post, however I will say there are a few intellects on here, alot of argumentative, debate fueled posts, but hardly any philosophical discussion. Key word is discussion.

          Your truly<3

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  • Yup sounds normal to me, I think Ben and Jerry's got started the same way or something.

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    • wigsplitz

      I thought they started out as fudge packers?

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  • 800imawesome

    I'm gonna crap myself from laughter the day one cracks in your ass.

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  • AlexAwesome:

    "Your trolling" was not an accusation as in "You're trolling". It was a reference.

    Here, I'll make it simple for you.

    "Your trolling is weak. Laughable even"

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  • Avant-Garde

    No one wants a broken and bloody ice cream cone.

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  • RapidlyRotatingPanda

    Yeah, pretty much every person I meet introduces themselves to me with that proposition. Really really super normal. Don't even worry about it.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Why don't you shit in the cone and eat it yo damn sef

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  • IrishPotato

    I do this every thursday.

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Haha.

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  • Your trolling. It's weak. Laughable even.

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    • IrishPotato

      You're*

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  • NeonLighterz

    Haha the fuck? Pretty sure you're just weird.

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  • Flaze

    Pretty sure the poster is trolling

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  • alv1592

    This is obviously a troll post but my ma and I laughed! Haha!

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  • Oh_Hai_There

    That's some kinky shit, man. But it sounds beautiful to watch.

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  • snowtail802

    this is a dick that you can eat!!!!

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  • ihopeimnotrecognizable

    That actually sounds really good. I want to try this LOL.

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  • anthonylove

    Thats dick we all no this is fake so why are you trolling?

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  • nightmare28

    Its really ironic that I just ate ice cream before I read this one, now I'm tasting it again.

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  • BlueAlice

    You CAN get purpose-made toys that shape... unless you like having the cone eaten out of your bum?!?!

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  • NotStrangeBird

    Does that mean your girlfriend is a true-to-life dairy queen?

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  • ForMyPeaceOfMind

    You're a daring little guy, aren't you?

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  • Wambo37

    dont we all do it ?

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  • yesnomaybeso

    I kinda think this is fake.

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  • Cheradenine

    Smells like bullshit

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  • Noooo

    What if it breaks when it's inside?

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