I sing when i cum

Yeah, you heard me. I sing when I cum. I have no idea why I do this, but it's a compulsion. I honestly can't help it.

I just remember the first time I had an orgasm, I was suddenly overwhelmed with the desire to belt out a couple lines from my favorite musical. Since then I do it every time I get off.

All I can say is that it was always a real liability for fairly obvious reasons. I could never pleasure myself discreetly; everyone always had to know when I was beating my schlong. At least one person always had to hear; if it wasn't my mom, it was my dad; if it wasn't him, it was my sister. I can imagine how they would react - they'd be just about to doze off only to be rudely awakened by my breathless yodeling from the other room.

I recall the first time I did it in the presence of someone else, and I nearly died of embarrassment. The bitch started laughing hysterically, and that only made it worse. It just so happens that this was the women who would become my wife.
Since then she's fortunately gotten used to it, but she still likes to joke around about it sometimes. In fact, it was a couple of months ago that I discovered that she's been recording me in bed. She mixed all the different sessions together on a CD and even laid a beat to it. She then made copies of it and gave it out to her friends (as well as a few complete strangers) along with my picture and full name on the front cover.
Needless to say, I wasn't laughing.

Exactly how I sing depends on a variety of factors.
First of all, the volume of my singing usually correlates to the intensity of my orgasm.
The style of singing stretches across all genres, although opera seems to be the most common.
During sex with my wife the results vary greatly depending on how we're feeling about each other at the time; this means I may sing anything from a heartfelt love ballad to a Slayer song.

Anyway, does anyone else sing uncontrollably when they cum? I really hope I'm not alone on this.