I sharted!
that is extremely embarrassing. After I eat out and start to drive home, I'll get the sensation that I have to fart and I'll squeeze it out, but instead, shit comes out. It feels like a hard fart that needs to be worked out, but it's shit. Because I'm sitting down, the shit goes towards the front and my ballsack gets it. Most of the times, I'll pull over and check, using a napkin. I'll unbuckle my pants and yank my undies away and jam the napkin down in there and it's covered. If I've pulled into a parking lot, I'll throw the shitty napkin out the window. Once I managed to clean myself off pretty good, but didn't catch the shit stain on my shorts and people in the store I went into afterwards made fun of me. Now when it happens, I just go home and throw my undies away and wash myself.
My question would be is, how do I know it's shit coming out and not a fart before it's too late? A lot of my farts don't just come out easily, I need to fiddle with them to get them out. Some times are easier than others, but they still have to be worked out. Help!