I sh*t my pants at work

even if this did happen how is it a sex question?learn to post.

i think someone spiked your drink dude or food

oops continued i think you should check shit out and beat the shit out of someone

This used to happen to me at least once a week. I find that ground beef tastes better raw, but you pay for it in the morning. Anyway, a few months back I bought a butt plug and use it strictly when I go to work. It works wonders! Definitely recommended.

lol

Dood. You should shit watery pebbles in a cup and throw it at everyone who laughs at you when u go bach to work

If you are looking for someone to feel sorry for you on this site you made a mistake Find another job

Just go back and laugh with them about it...u aren't the first one to do it....b the. Bigger person about it.....forget about that girl.....go back and keep your job...take my advice....I've done embarrasing stuff too I went back and they eventually forget about it....don't b childish

i do that everyday at work
my friends love it
always gets a laugh

HAHAHAHA
YOUR MY HERO

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! Oh my gawd I just got on my brothers Ipod to intertain me and buddy u did it!! ;) go back to work screwww them and that girl just joke around about it! Be a man :D

Honestly that is a real jam. I don't know what I'd do. I know that what goes around comes around and someone among them is going to find themselves embarassed half to death.

I envy you man, I love a good poop.

Oh my GOD! I haven't laughed that fucking hard in a long time. I still have the visual in my head! But seriously... It's not the end of the world, you only dropped a couple fudge pucks on the floor. Like others have said - shit happens. Why do you even give a shit anyway? Shit on them! Don't take no shit from anybody.

actually i shit my pants just the other day..i've been training and using a protein powder that you mix into milk or water and i think i mixed and drank a bit too much...first off i thought it was a fart but when it squelched out i knew i was in deep shit.. it was like whipped, melted chocolate.

hahahahahahahaaaahahahaaaaaahahahahaha...

u shit your pants...

A Norwegian class went to Iceland once and from the airport there's about a 40min drive to the city.
On the way there is nothing but lava fields,
and this one Norwegian guy just absolutely couldn't hold it in, it was just coming.
So they stopped the bus but there was no place to hide really.
Eventually he had to shit lying on his back
holding him up with his hands behind a rock that barely hid his private parts with the entire class right by, laughing.

Go back to work and shit in your bosses coffee.

hha my stomach hurts from laughing...dude thats gross but yea be a man about it go back to work and if anyone has a problem or somethhing sarcastic to say shit on them

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ew

Go in tomorrow and ask for a raise.

It's normal. One time I was at the mall and noticed a woman walking quickly towards the exit. Thought she stole something. But then I saw pieces of brown things on the floor, that sh!t was trailing behind her. It was coming out of her pants leg. People were skipping over her crap. Then another time my cousin was babysitting some kids and I came over. She was in her kitchen and suddenly brown liquid started running down her leg. She couldn't move because it would get everywhere. Her niece said "ewwww what is that?!". I had to keep the kids away from her. She had to clean up in the kitchen because the rest of the house war carpeted, couldn't walk to the bathroom. Some people have weak butt muscles. Sh!t happens.

To hell with all the people who take joy at your expense. The world is full of jerks, and your co-workers have no respect to publicly laugh about it. I never had such an accident but came very close one time when I was driving home on the parkway and was stuck in my car and couldn't get off the road. You can't run from things in life that are unpleasant, you have to deal with them. I suggest you go back to work and behave as if nothing ever happened. While the incident may be constantly on your mind, people quickly forget about such things after they get their fill of making jokes about it. So, go back to work. Accidents happen, deal with it and forget it.

i feel so sorry for you, tho u do have to confront ur fears

Perhaps looking into an anal re-tread?

First off Sir...when you have the urge to go..DON'T HOLD IT..I think maybe you should go back to work..Humilliating or not..Be a man about it..Go to work. Give it at least 3 days.. If it all doesn't work out then find a new job. These things happen.

Good Luck to you sir.