I really need to fart.

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.................... What should I do?

Eat foods to cause more gas. 30
Eat foods to cause less gas. 7
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Comments ( 21 )
  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Shove a stick up your butt

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Lots of cheese, onion, garlic ......

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  • ThingOne
    8 years ago

    A most excellent situation, dude. Be sure to swallow lots of air.

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  • Sweaty_Balls
    8 years ago

    Dead Sailor 2016

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  • Steve2.00
    8 years ago

    Then fart, you foolish human.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Here's a hint. It's all about the anus.

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    • skilful_soldier3
      8 years ago

      You are a fat asshole with no friends.

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    Lift up on one cheek and let it rip!!!!

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  • Beep_Beep
    8 years ago

    Butt plugs all around, dude.

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  • charli.m's_Relentless_Period
    8 years ago

    Stick a bicycle pump up your butt and start pumping.

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  • RoyRogers
    8 years ago

    If you need to fart but it wont come out there is most likely some sort of intestinal blockage.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Worms are living inside you.

      DEAD SAILOR 2016.
      "Let's all make this his last year at IIN."

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  • yu-gi-ohChampion25
    8 years ago

    ummmm how about if your a girl and dont want to fart all day dont eat meat or sweets? not that hard

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Pull down your pants and fart right now because the girls have commanded you.

      You are worm.

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    Carry on then?

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    • skilful_soldier3
      8 years ago

      You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago

        Neuria

        Fast food loser, blackmail artist, unoriginal and repetitive.

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        • skilful_soldier4
          8 years ago

          You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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          • anti-hero
            8 years ago

            Cookout

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            • skilful_soldier5
              8 years ago

              You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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  • COCK2BIG
    8 years ago

    Get BOINKED up your ass

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