I put my earwax in a ziplock baggy to eat later

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So, the title says it all. Everyday i pick my earwax and stick it in a ziplock bag to save for lunch at school or a bedtime snack, something to munch on while watching a movie etc. You probably can tell already, I have almost no friends. I sit with two people at lunch, and its only because all three of us exchange ear wax and eat it during lunch, while talking about things like life, sex, sex with earwax, meeting other earwax lovers, going to an earwax museum possibly if one is around the city, and even about wanting to be earwax distributors when we are older and need careers.
What can i say, I love earwax, any others???

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  • x1frosty16
    13 years ago

    Since you love earwax soo much, can I sell mine to you? I don't need it lol.....but really nice lie

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  • Legion
    13 years ago

    I laughed my ass of!!! XD

    But, seriously, that is indeed odd. thats not healthy either. earwax traps comtaninants so they dont get in your ears. you might want to see a therapist.

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  • Atlantis34
    12 years ago

    Out of all of the disgusting stories on this site, you are the one to have officially disgusted me. :P

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  • dat_loral
    12 years ago

    I was told when I was little that little bugs crawl in our ears and lay eggs when we sleep. The ear wax are the eggs. Therefore, you are eating bug eggs. This is so gross.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Earwax museum LMAO

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

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  • LuluBaby.(;
    13 years ago

    damn, thats nasty.
    you want friends?
    i recommend not sharing that secret(;

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  • wifey.te.te
    13 years ago

    omgee.WTF.dat is so fookin nasty.ewwwwww
    .smh.dont tell nobody dat.datz why yu aint got no frends yu all out in dha open like dat

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  • shakalohawaii
    13 years ago

    OMG this made my day, i don't care if your serious or not but this was the funniest thing I've heard all week

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    That is disgusting go and see a therapist. No wonder u got no friends!!!!!

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  • littlecupsofgrace
    13 years ago

    Faaaaake

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    O just shit myself!

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  • BUGABOO-666-
    14 years ago

    I lol'd.

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  • CrimzonRayne
    14 years ago

    I have a better idea.
    Seeing as you have enough earwax to fill you for a "snack," why don't you save it and make a candle?
    Candle's are far more healthy than eating earwax.
    Fucking disgusting.

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  • xalicex27
    14 years ago

    fake..

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  • xoSushi
    14 years ago

    haha, cool story bro

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  • Schythl
    14 years ago

    What the...

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  • Domnal
    14 years ago

    Thats perfectly normal. You should get in touch with me - I run a small earwax dealership in Italy. I have earwax from all over the world, some real vintage stuff, good years like 66, 78, 92. Even got some of Britney Spears from 95...

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    • CrimzonRayne
      14 years ago

      You disgust me you nasty earwax loving bitch.

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  • Gonzo
    14 years ago

    I got a boner.

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  • Azream
    14 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA AHAHAHAHAHA haHAha ahahaha HAhahaha.a..a hahahaha.. hahahaha...haha.. ahahaha... ahaha... ahah..... ahah... ahh... ahhahah...... aha.....ahhh ......ahhhhh, mannn... ahaha..... man..... ahah..... ahhh..... ahh *wipes a tear* man... ahah.....hah...hah..... .. this was gold, pure gold, man... hha.ahaha... ahhhhh... MANNN...!! whoo!..... ahhh...... thank you., ahaha, ... thank you so much.... ahah.....haha.... ahhhhhh.... wow.... ahaha...... 20000/10

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  • gabrielvillamayor
    14 years ago

    GROSS!!!
    please keep that secret to your self.

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  • cookie333
    14 years ago

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!That is 100%% EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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  • olebrandy
    14 years ago

    This is so freaky.I cant even believe it.

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  • yasie
    14 years ago

    OMG! Firstly how much earwax do you have in you ear to be able to save it and eat it later. But this is just gross. 100%% not normal and 100%% gross. I mean seriously earwax, why?

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    I am so distressed that if I saw my fiance doing that, I might get turned on but if your a guy...GROSS.

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  • crimson_mamba
    14 years ago

    dude, seriously you are a FREAK. I wouldnt even come near you you disgusting freak.

    its no wonder u have no friends maybe if u stop eating earwax ppl would come close to u, maybe even poke u wit a stick.

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  • dooooooonuts
    14 years ago

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD THOUGHOUT THE WHOLE STORY!!! notice the word "story"...

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    OMG THAT IS SO GROSS!!! NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!! DO IT IF YOU WANT OR WHATEVER BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE! I'M GONNA BARF!

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  • Justsomthin
    14 years ago

    Ok... EWWEWW!

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  • Sk8rgamefreak
    14 years ago

    I think it isn't healthy, but hey, what do i know?

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  • lotusgirl
    14 years ago

    omg how disgusting
    sorry you are a freak of nature..
    but its okay
    do it if you enjoy it...just dont tell anyone

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