I propose this holiday

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Hey guys today is MLK day. I think there should be Jonas Salk day because he saved millions of people and didn't patent the vaccine, and everyone could celebrate it with no focus on race or religion. I'd say it should be June 23 because his birthday is too close to Halloween. Plus in summer there could be pool parties cause now its safe to swim in lakes without getting polio. I'm not joking I think its a cool idea.
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  • muh-fuh
    8 years ago

    Sounds good..but everyday is a holiday for me.

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  • IMissMary
    8 years ago

    I think we should have a National Blow-Me Day.

    For one whole day everyone should either Blow someone or be Blown by someone.

    Just sucking cock for the whole day....of course swallow don't spit.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      You really miss Mary huh?

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      • IMissMary
        8 years ago

        Yes Mary swallowed for sure. But sometimes we snowballed.

        Even though Rick James was talking about Marijuana in "Mary Jane" I could easily substitute my Mary instead.

        Come here, baby. Mary I love you. Do it girl.
        Female chorus: Mary Jane, Mary Jane
        I'm in love with Mary Jane.
        She's my main thing.
        She makes me feel alright.
        She makes my heart sing.
        Rick's chorus:
        And when I'm feeling low,
        She comes as no surprise.
        Turns me on with her love.
        Takes me to paradise.
        Do you love me Mary Jane?
        Yeah. Whoa-oh-oh.
        Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?
        Now do you think you love me Mary Jane.
        Don't you play no games.
        Female chorus.
        I love her just the same.
        I love her, Mary baby, just the same.
        The woman plays no games.
        Now, now, now.
        I'm in love with Mary Jane.
        I'm not the only one.
        If Mary wanna play around,
        I let her have her fun.
        She's not the kind of girl
        that you can just tie down.
        She likes to spread her love
        and turn your head around.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          That's kind of impressive

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          • IMissMary
            8 years ago

            Oh Mary was very impressive. Its been over 15 years and I am still whipped.

            Imagine. Being in Love, no sharing a Love with someone so strong that it just wreaks and oozes out and everyone notices. One day we were just standing in line at a store not holding hands or anything and a woman walks up to us in awe of how perfect we were for each other. When we made Love we melted together into one blob of orgasmic nastiness not seen since Caligula.

            Keep in mind that during our 12 year fling I was married to another woman. Yet when I came over Mary's house I had a hot meal and a cold beer waiting every time. And good hot twat for desert. Imagine a woman who quivered and came just from a kiss, a woman who had your back like a pit bull, yet as soft and delicate as a kitten. Smooth skin and all natural, perfect body and outdoorsy.

            When I had Mary I was on holiday everyday I was with her.
            http://isitnormal.com/story/long-lost-love-88601/

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  • pepsiperfect
    8 years ago

    @HarmoniousNaturalGroping

    Dude a PAPER ROUND does NOT count as a REAL job !!!

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  • HarmoniousNaturalGroping
    8 years ago

    I propose we have a gypsysailor day on IIN.

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  • charli.m's_Relentless_Period
    8 years ago

    The payoff on vaccines are huge.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Could you come up with a couple of hundred more so we'd only have to work one or two days a week, please?

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    • HarmoniousNaturalGroping
      8 years ago

      You've never had a job anyway.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Go fuck yourself, you chicken shit motherfucker.

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