I pooped a smurf

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I love hawaiian punch, especially the blue flavor. I got hooked on it and drank 1 or 2 everyday for about a week. Normally I don't look in the toliet after I drop some dumpage but there was no way of avoiding looking in the toliet seeing as I was in a punlic restroom. I looked down into the porcelain throne and to my astonishment I had pooped a smurf. There in the toilet was a blue turd, and when I say blue I don't mean like dark deep royal blue this little bastard was neon! If it were a crayola itd be electron blue, you know the marker? Is it normal to poop a smurf?

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Based on 88 votes (34 yes)
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  • MagickWithoutTears
    12 years ago

    Papa smurf gon' lick yo' ass!

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  • Wreckedems
    12 years ago

    Lmfao. This is great.

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  • ashley9100
    13 years ago

    Lmao! That's awesome!!

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  • n2645t
    14 years ago

    This story made me laugh!! I like the way you described it! lol
    umm, but no i dont think that this is normal! if it happend again have a look at the docs! something might be going wrong with your digestive system!

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  • anonymous560
    5 years ago

    That was... Alrightly. I think that from the food coloring man.

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  • LMFAO_1
    10 years ago

    I chose yes by mistake. So, uhm... deduct one yes vote. I think you were hallucinating.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Uh...

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  • Pink_bunny
    12 years ago

    Hahahha funny

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  • beefcake
    12 years ago

    Of course. What kind of question is that? Everyone poops Smurf.

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    sounds fake to me

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  • aggie_girl
    12 years ago

    When I eat turkey legs, I have mustard colored poop...
    Also I get grass green poop from blue corn tortillas...

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  • thatsfunnyshit
    13 years ago

    You should have collected it and had it stuffed.

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    HA!!!!!!!!!!! A SMURF!!!!!!!!!! YOU MAKE ME SICK :(

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  • thebone12
    14 years ago

    yes what gos in will come out the same with enough die in it

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