I photoshop myself into pictures of women i want to date

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I find women who are friends of friends or just random commenters of various things on facebook and I look at their pictures and then photoshop myself into said images. Sometimes i create new pictures with the both of us in them.

I like to let them know firsthand how much better their life would be with me in it and also show them all the fun things we could enjoy together.

For example I recently found a girl I like who hates black eyed peas (not the band) and Donald Trump. I thought since we have so much in common I Photoshopped the two of us riding a horse by the ocean and sent them to her.

Riding a horse in the sands of the shore of a beautiful tropical island is on my bucket list and frankly everyone's. For some reason this woman blocked me. Maybe I should find her address and start sending flowers daily? Is it normal women don't appreciate kind picture makers?

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    This makes my skin crawl.

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  • S12207
    6 years ago

    Next time do a Photoshop of what your children would look like (Yes unfortunately it is a thing) and see how she replies.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      That's a great idea, I know they will love that. I can make whole photo albums of our future together and give them to her. Foolproof!

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    cant you just jack off to the picture instead , just kidding. why is this a spell casting methodology using modern technology? You are not one of those creepy Masons are you?

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  • nikkiclaire
    6 years ago

    You probably should start leaving them on her car with your name, number, address and social security number. That way she will be able to find you.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Good idea but I'll hold off on the ss# and address. What if they turn out to be weirdo stalkers? I don't want her to know where I live at first.

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      • nikkiclaire
        6 years ago

        Well as a woman, all I can say is, the only thing I find sexier than photoshopped pictures of me left on my car, are addresses and social security numbers. I like to know I am dealing with a real man.

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  • e51pegasi
    6 years ago

    Why did she hate black eyed peas?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Because they're gross. Idk why but they're a popular dish on new year's day.

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