I pee outside in our yard. i feel it is okay, wife says it isn't.

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We live in the country on our Paid In Full PRIVATE PROPERTY. My office is on the far back side of the house and the restrooms are are about 108' from my office door. So, when I have to pee I just go out onto my office sundeck and pee through the railing to the ground. It feels good to me to be free like this, my wife says "someone might see you and call the Police". Duhhhhhhh? We do have large DO NOT ENTER signs and STOP signs on the private road leading to the house. What do you think, is it normal to pee in the woods that belongs to me?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I piss outside off my deck and there is a chance neighbor's could see me. There is some tree cover, but I do have neighbor's close by.

    It just gets to be a pain in the ass to clean a bathroom, if I can pee outside and the bathroom stays a little cleaner then normal, well why not?

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    • CumAndGetIt
      12 years ago

      Good answer. My house is 104 ft to reach our guest restroom and when I'm in my office and I gotta pee, my 2nd floor balcony Sundeck door is 7 ft from my desk, Sooooooooo, I go out to the Sundeck. I had tall trees planted that enclose the Sundeck so my wife can sunbath topless or nude and the neighbors (300 ft to the closest) cannot see her. I stand there and while peeing I'll wave to my neighbor wife and him when ever he is home. So far, she doesn't suspect a thing. I LOVE OUTDOORS IN THE COUNTRY......

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  • Quackaddict
    12 years ago

    I cannot believe that anyone would be on the side of his wife!? I mean we are animals we piss. It's like ten billion times more natural and beneficial to piss in nature. And it feels good!

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  • volozi
    12 years ago

    Totally normal.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    Simple. It's your WIFE'S home too, not just yours.

    she doesn't want to walk through your piss.

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    • CumAndGetIt
      12 years ago

      I bought her this large house and I buy her shoes. She shouldn't complain and she really hasn't said anything about walking in my pee, we are into watersports too......(inside)

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        12 years ago

        doesn't matter who pays for it. it's her home too.

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  • UnabashedUser
    6 years ago

    Piss together it's quite erotic and usually leads to a quick fuck or blowie

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  • silkspector
    7 years ago

    Wow I'm surprised nobody said or asked about wife peeing outdoor

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    12 years ago

    Urine is sterile and for the plants it's even excellent fertilizer. We all pee so what's wrong with people who would be 'shocked' to see it. If you can't take it, don't watch and shut up, plain and simple. Don't force open-minded people to adapt to your closed-minded worldview. I'll never *NOT* pee somewhere just because people have weak stomachs. Fuck them.

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  • Lynxikat
    12 years ago

    As long as it's just your yard and not anyone else's, I guess.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    12 years ago

    Your wife sounds like a prude. Every living creature aside from us humans pisses on the grass. I can't tell the difference between stepping on grass with a raccoons piss in it or my husbands piss in it.
    I wish it snowed here in Cali, I'd be begging my husband to piss pictures in the snow.

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    • CumAndGetIt
      12 years ago

      That, is fun. I pee my wifes name in the snow. I have the pictures we took somewhere here...

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      • NeuroNeptunian
        12 years ago

        My husband is a bit dyslexic so it'd be interesting to see how my name would turn out...

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        • CumAndGetIt
          12 years ago

          That is hilarious! Haa-Ahaaaa

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  • Juular
    12 years ago

    If anything urine makes an excellent fertilizer.

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  • suckonthis9
    12 years ago

    As long as no one can see you, it's okay. Perhaps you could make an effort to walk into the woods rather than peeing through the railing.

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    • CumAndGetIt
      12 years ago

      Yeah. What if there is a snake in there and he see's my "snake", it might want to fight and bites me, I'll play hell trying to get one of the neighbors to suck the poison out....Haaa-haa

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      • suckonthis9
        12 years ago

        That's the chance you take.
        If your wife's okay with it, maybe having the neighbor suck the poison out is what you need!

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  • Ono
    12 years ago

    I sometimes piss on the lemon tree because that's meant to be good for them.

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  • kellstar79
    12 years ago

    If no one can see you and it's not hurting anyone I don't see anything wrong with it

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  • PumpkinKate
    12 years ago

    It kills the grass / makes it so you cant grow plants... but other than that, I guess it doesnt do much harm.

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    • CumAndGetIt
      12 years ago

      That depends on your diet. Look in the yard where one dog will piss and the grass grows fast and a nice dark green while another dog can piss on your grass and it dies....

      (mine are green spots)

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  • Truth_teller
    12 years ago

    If the wife says NO, then NOOO!!

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    • Quackaddict
      12 years ago

      Fuuuck that!

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