I offer you a banana, orange, and apple. which do you eat?

Let's say we're on a desolate island (you and me. Let's say this is a 1-on-1 scenario and it's a Test-Drive, not an actual emergency). Anywho, we have 1 box of stored fruit to make us last for a while (We're Camping for a long time, you see). I take 3 different fruits out of the box and offer them to you. They are: Banana, Orange, and Apple. Before you take a fruit however, I tell you a little bit about each of them:

Banana: "This fruit signifies Prosperity and Success in Mankind's evolution. It hides itself within a peel to hide the truth Man seeks." If chosen, this fruit says you are a open person that seeks Truth above all else and you find those who lie utter scum.

Orange: "This fruit signifies the equality between keeping a good health (Vitamin C and Prevents Scurvy/other ailments) and tanginess. Oranges are the Natural Health Protectors." If chosen, this fruit says that you are a very cautious person and you care deeply for your health.

and lastly,

Apple "This fruit signifies not only health, but overall human well-being as fortold in the common saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". Apples also signify a hard skin that is a little hard to bite into, but once bitten, the taste is great." If the Apple is chosen, it means you don't care about how hard something might be because you'll still aim to have it regardless of what it takes.

So now that I've explained this, which one do you take from me and eat?

PS: Forgive me if it doesn't make sense and/or annoys you. I'm sorry so please be kind. I made this purely for entertainment reasons. Please comment, vote, and enjoy. *Gives Hugs* ^__^.

Banana 25
Orange 10
Apple 16
All 3 of them 20
Wait! Is this a trick question? 7
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Comments ( 27 )
  • I'll take all three because if I'm stranded I'm probably hungry as fuck and don't care about the metaphors.

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  • Hamartia

    The way you have described the fruit makes me very suspicious of you. I will not eat anything you have produced. I don't believe you can be trusted with the health of the populace.

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  • Lootmagoot

    I pretend I'm a vampire and suck the juice out the orange :D

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  • hitchman

    Meat and two veg Please

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  • Lissisbliss

    Banana sounds most like me, so yeah..

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  • NurseDiesel

    All of them. I will make a delicious fruit cup.

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  • gorillaphant

    Which ever one looks like it will spoil first. I want the food to last as long as possible so test or not, instill good habits.

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  • Darkoil

    The banana, they usually have more calories than apples and oranges.

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  • Aliceee93

    I'd take them all, I need all the food I can get! I love banananananananaananas though :P

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  • megadriver

    All three. Then I will make a nice desert. Add some ice cream and some chocolate and we will have a nice desert XD

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  • Pika-girl

    I'd take the hugs! ›¬< *Opens arms up wide*

    But normally apples take me longest to finish... But I love oranges... Banananananas ,or however you say it, are too squishy!

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  • Tichi

    I hate apples and bananas so I'll go with the orange.

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  • shuggy-chan

    BananaFace

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  • Riddler

    The apple or the banana.

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  • gummy_jr

    Apple: because you don't have to peel it. I always end up mutilating my bananas and oranges when trying to peel them /:

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    • Crusades

      Do you also mutilate your boyfriend's dick when you peel it?

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      • gummy_jr

        You are a troll and I will not feed you.

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        • Crusades

          Well, you just did.

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          • gummy_jr

            That's what you think. *pushes you back under your bridge*

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  • handsignals

    Banana's are the best.

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    • gummy_jr

      They're not the best when you have someone staring at you while you're eating one /:

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      • girly62

        Haha true

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  • anti-hero

    Apple, IDK what any of the symbolize. Apples just taste the best to me.

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  • davesumba

    Banana, I'll take any chance I get to shove something phallic down my throat.

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