I never know what to call a 'vagina'

When me and my girlfriend are speaking or texting each other, i never know what to refer to her 'vagina' as because i don't want to be vulgar and use 'pussy' or 'fanny' and it always makes the conversation a bit awkwar haha, help?!

Vagina 10
Pussy 43
Fanny 0
'Hole' 6
Other (Add a comment) 5
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Comments ( 35 )
  • bananaface

    Vajayjay?

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    • almorr

      So is that you talk or text her about when you call her, "Hi darling, how is your pussy ( not referring to her cat) today I hope you did not cut any hair off it today" Another call to her might call her privates by another name just to be different, there are other things to talk about appart from her fanny, but from the sound of your post, its seems that is all you talk about. Lol

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  • wigsplitz

    I wonder how the hell fanny means pussy in England and in the US it means ass.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      America labeled the wrong end, LMFAO!

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  • Jweezee

    Bearded clam

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      I never understood what the term meant.

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  • pink taco

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    • wants2see

      I like that

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    • iMash

      Hahahahhaa genius mate

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  • Darkoil

    Get your rat out.

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    • Britton

      Lol!

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  • graphic_nature

    I refer to my own as a pussy and prefer when guys call it a pussy. Calling it a vagina seems 40yr old virgin to me.
    My first bf called it an ax wound. I don't recommend that nickname. And my sister refers to it as a purdy-poo. Referring to it as a beaver or clam is somewhat offensive to me, not sure why.

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    • JustDave

      An "ax wound"? I've never heard that one before. lol. Do you always date such classy guys?

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      • graphic_nature

        He was my first bf ever, high school! When you're 17 years old there are no classy guys.

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  • seabird_71

    ...vadge?

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  • FocoUS

    cooch

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  • Dozis

    Don't talk about it, just do it.

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  • tunnel of love , delete this comment 2!

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  • vadge

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  • DolphinAngel

    I love the word "Pussy"^^

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  • mindvomit

    loosey goosey

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  • Nothing wrong with pussy.

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  • Loh

    The hole

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Call it her "HooHoo".

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  • DADNSCAL

    I like "cockpit" myself.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      That sounds more like any ass.

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      • DADNSCAL

        How 'bout "hair taco" then?

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        • 1000yrVampireKing

          Hair taco sounds like an unshaved pussy.

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          • DADNSCAL

            Mmmmm yeah. Yumm :-p

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  • nobodyspecial

    Frog

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  • assh0le

    fur-burger

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  • Hairy Hatchet Wound

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  • Sweetz

    I call it the Dick Muncher.

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  • Blah706blah

    Downstairs area

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  • jomanjo

    Just let go of any hangups and call it your cunt.

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