I need a boyfriend

yeah so, I need a bf. Can I get one on is it normal or is that a bad idea? Please share your experiences.

Ps: there is someone I like here

yes you can, I've done it, works great 5
be careful 46
no you cannot 22
yes you can, I've done it, a disaster 4
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  • The fact that you say you "Need" a boyfriend shows that you don't. If you find yourself "needing" somebody it is a sign that you are too needy and need to work on being happy with yourself first. Nobody should need anybody.

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    • Fine, let me rephrase that, I just would like one and there's a guy here who seems to want it too (and he seems awesome and perfect for me) but I'm scared he might not be what he says he is

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      • There's no way of telling who someone really is on the internet but when you think about it there isn't in real life either.

        I've always just assumed I am interacting with one deranged person talking to themselves with multiple accounts on this website.

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        • ahahaha well he does lean a bit towards the deranged side. But then again so do I

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          • CalciteQueen

            Hey, OP. Who's the guy? He's ignoring you now, so it won't hurt to tell. Plus you're indirectly complimenting him by telling.

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          • Who was the lucky man? Was it Itduz?

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    • ilovetoiletrolls

      That's so true.

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  • CalciteQueen

    Am I the only person who think it's ridiculously daft to look for advice from a small community both of you are a part of?

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    • It's too late now that i already asked but your right. He won't even talk to me now : (

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      • CalciteQueen

        GG.

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    • ilovetoiletrolls

      Agreed

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  • charli.m

    Well...I've seen this go three ways.

    One: you meet a wonderful person who you can spend the rest of your life with.

    Two: you meet a wonderful person who you sadly are not compatible with in the long run, romantically.

    Three: you meet a deceptive cunt who chooses to lie to you as he strings you along before disappearing then returning in a passive aggressive manner.

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    • Awwh ... this guy seems to really like me... We've talked about some very personal things and we have so much ch in common. I don't know if it's like he trusts me or is just trying to seem cool..... Although the things he told me aren't very cool, ya know what I mean? I'm not sure what I should do now... maybe he's just playing me and shit

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      • Tommythecat.

        Maybe he has a vagina!?

        Just sayin'.......

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        • Are you saying he's a pussy or maybe a woman impersonating a man?

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          • Tommythecat.

            Could it be both!?!

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        • I know he's a man because we have spoken over skype. No vid though, just a couple pics. Anyway I tend to believe him...

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          • Tommythecat.

            Don't. He's clearly a rapist.

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    • But he's way younger than me (shit, he'll probably know I'm talking about us), maybe that would be a problem in the long run. It's like almost a 10 year difference. I'm used to guys my age but he just understands everything I've been through... How can I tell which of those three options it will turn out to be? =(

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      • Incomplet

        It's probably going to fuck up and you know it.

        If you have to get advice from the same site he frequents - I've got bad news for you.

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        • i think it already fucked up......He read the story and was pissed that i asked it here and then he blocked me

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          • Incomplet

            Congratulations.

            It's time to move on.

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  • ...You are aware we're a bunch of freaks and psychos, right?

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    • yes yes some are very nice though

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Let me tell you what to do.

    Get a doll. It can be a Ken doll or whatever of your choosing. Set it around a ring of salt. Light 6 candles (three on one side of the doll, three on the other). After closing your eyes and whispering "Hanabah" 3 times, cut your finger and drop 3 drops of blood on the top of the doll's head. On the third night after following these instructions, an incubus spirit should posses the doll ready to share a life with you as your boyfriend :)

    My only advice to you afterwards, try not to piss him off. Demon spirits can be rather...er...hot headed.

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    • Last time I done this a demon stole my wallet. Fucker is gonna pay next time.

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      • KeddersPrincess

        Whoops! Forgot to mention not to have that on you while you do the spell :D

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        • I got a trap to capture the demon this time. A box with a stick holding it up with a string attached with £20 underneath it.

          I got dis. >:)

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          • KeddersPrincess

            Good luck! ;)

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            • Luck? Pfft. All skill. ;)

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  • LizardSkin

    Lol interesting.

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  • iwantyoubaby!!

    i will text me about it 335-596-8696

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  • fdfyutrdfh

    i want to be your boyfriend

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  • alextsang08

    Why are you asking us?

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  • teltrum

    What a strange website this is. Nobody seems to realise that everyone asking a question has an ulterior motive.

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    • Tommythecat.

      It's that nobody cares, not that they don't realize.

      It's the Internet, what you say and do doesn't actually matter.

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    • qld37

      Yea, it's great. Isn't it?

      How did I not stumble in to this long ago?

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    • wut?

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  • neversaynotopanda

    I've wondered the same thing, it's hard to tell if she is who she says she is

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  • ines123

    OㅊO

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  • ilovetoiletrolls

    Please please go on a dating website. My best friend just got engaged to a man she met on a dating website after having dated 10 men not via internet and having no success. She met him based on what his profile revealed and they chatted for a month, met and had been together for three years. I think that's actually the best way to go if you can't find someone elsewhere. Please don't look on is it normal as you don't even know them unless you've communicated off of here.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I have heard of couples forming on here. For instance, they say that Eva_Braun met Adolf_Hitler on here. Those two love birds haven't been back since.

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    • shuggy-chan

      Springtime for Hitler in Germany

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  • charli.m

    Has he given you any indication he's not totally honest?

    People can hide a lot online. Be careful until you know he's legit. Names, photos, Skype is a good idea.

    If it gets serious and you plan to meet and he changes his behaviour, that's a pretty good indicator.

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    • Mmm... that's scary cause its exactly what is happening. Well kind of, ok, I don't know exactly who is yet. H must have something to hide? :(

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