I make a toilet paper nest before taking a poop

If I am going to be sitting down on any toilet, I take toilet paper and cover the seat so that I don't sit on the actual seat. I don't know anyone else that does this. Am I normal?

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  • crystal1992

    It's fairly common. People who don't want to sit on germs or cold seats. Personally I like to get a wad of toilet paper and throw it in the water before I even sit down. Then when I take a crap it gets wrapped in the toilet paper. This does 2 things: a) No water shoots up (always uncomfortable) and b) when I flush the toilet I like to imaging the monsters in the sewers unwrapping the toilet paper thinking they got an early Christmas present.

    But maybe that's just me ;)

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    • ESpecialMe

      I do it for A, but I have to start to consider B. hahaha

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    • MBakke

      And crap doesn't easily get wiped all over the bottom leaving marks.

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    • dafattyfat

      LOOOOOOOL

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  • texas1

    yup I do the same,even if my poop is already starting to pop out of its home..Its gross sitting down on a bare toilet seat. Imagine all the shit stains and past throw up on it.

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  • piggowiggo

    That just seems sooooo time consuming. When I take a crap, I want it to be fast.
    I like it how you called it a "nest".

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  • Cookies&Cream

    When I was little my mom made me do this. Its quiet normal if you ask me.

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  • dappled

    I'm not a big fan of public toilets and I tend to do the same. Although, bacterially, your computer keyboard or chopping board is way more of an issue. Just personal prejudice, I suppose, and I share the same prejudice as you.

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  • gogoduece

    I usually make a nest INSIDE the toilet bowl so it catches my poop so I may observe it from a better angle. Sometimes, if it's big enough, I'll take a picture of it.

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    • urhhh waat??

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  • Mummymozzie69

    Only in public toilets.
    I hate splash back with other peoples germs.
    Don't do it to hide the sound of me pooping though!

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  • (TxT)

    Putting toilet paper on the seat because you are scared of germs is a sign of weakness. The germs on a toilet seat will not harm you unless you lick the damn seat and unless there is a wad of shit on the seat you probably won't even get sick.

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  • Narutofan

    I would worry about clogging the toilet.

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  • RyanCORBITT

    Thats nothin i spit on my hand wipe my ass with it then use it to shake peoples hands

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  • purplemonkeys

    Its fine when you are in a public restroom

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  • hoojamuflip

    Personally I chuck a wad of toilet paper down to prevent "splash up". If dumping in public facilities I either clean the seat with industrial strength disinfectant (that can be bought quite cheaply on the internet in 30 litre bottles at quite competitive prices) which I try not to leave the house without in case I am caught short, or I adopt a skier position which of course means the first precaution is even more important as the potential power of "splash up" is increased due to the greater height of ones posterior.

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  • asura

    Lmao^^

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