I made an alternative to "living in your mom's basement".

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"You live in your dad's attic".

I like it. 8
LOL. 10
I don't like it. 10
Meh. I don't feel one way or another about it. 11
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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    I live in your grannies panties.

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    • Redcoats
      8 years ago

      Well, I live in your nest.

      *pouts*

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago

        I'll be back to the nest in a jiffy!
        That dames panties were less than spiffy.
        Someone needs to help poor granny
        Practice better hygiene with her fanny :/

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago

      I live in your auntie's winnebago

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      • handsignals
        8 years ago

        I went on vacation with my Auntie.

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago

        It's more of a magic school bus.

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      • Redcoats
        8 years ago

        Dirty's aunty is a nice lady.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          8 years ago

          so then couldnt the birdy livin...i mean nestin, that is...in her aunties basement work too then?

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    I live in the family room in a fort I made from cushions off the couch.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Doubtful, most dad's wouldn't be able to tolerate the racket of a loser adult child living in the attic. A dad would be poking his head through the hole in the ceiling looking at the kid and saying, hey are you going to look for a job today!

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  • mypenisinyourmouth
    8 years ago

    it depends. if a basement is a boat, is the attic a private jet? The person living in this jet, is he thegypsypilot? if so, is his wife 42 years his senior?

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago

      Dude, the damn pilot of our Lear Jet is on strike, again. Greedy bastard. I don't care how many kids he has, he ain't getting another raise from us this soon. We just gave him a raise to 8 bucks an hour 15 months ago!

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    What is "attic"?

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    • Redcoats
      8 years ago

      Like a loft (:

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Aloft is above the deck, usually up the mast.

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        • Redcoats
          8 years ago

          True sir, it's also what the Brits call an attic (:

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            Or where folks on a farm keep their daughters, oops, hay.

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    • Darkoil
      8 years ago

      Room inside the roof. Not just a storage room but a proper room.

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