I'm trying to get banned. any suggestions?

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I'm hoping to get banned (aka account deleted since they don't actually "ban" people) from this site. A bunch of my questions got reported so hopefully that'll do it when mangament gets around to declining them (last time it took 2 weeks). I believe that's how I got banned before, but that was like a year ago. I've since made several troll accounts that were never banned due to me only posting comments from them. So, any other ideas? Thanks.

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chained_rage

8 years ago

See that feedback box on the side?
Type in some derogatory stuff in there about the person on the other end's mother.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Haha nice. I've tried spamming their feedback box with that sort of thing, to no avail.
  
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charli.m

8 years ago

What do you possibly hope to gain?

We already know full well that moderation and management don't do shit.

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- Crusades|
  
  8 years ago | pl
  
  "moderation and management don't do shit"
  
  That's exactly what I like about this site.
  
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mystery7

8 years ago

You could ask omghahawasbanned

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I wish I could. He's the master!
  
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  - mystery7
    
    8 years ago
    
    I thought omg was a she
    
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    - Adrnin
      
      8 years ago
      
      Girls don't act like that..
      
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poorbaby

8 years ago

I recently had an account banned for posting a story asking why U d i had his head so far up his ass and if he was able to see anything like that.

Also I am reposting this reply with his name spaced out because it went to automated moderation the first time I tried. So maybe this account will get banned too. I only hope I can find the extra 10 seconds in my day that I will need to make a new one.

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- Lord_Flatulitis
  
  8 years ago
  
  Accounts get banned that easily? I posted a bunch of politically incorrect stories yesterday, but I never heard about them, I guess they were just deleted.
  
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  - poorbaby
    
    8 years ago
    
    Posting politically incorrect stuff is not likely to get you banned. If you don't know, the person I am referring to is the site owner, so I guess it pissed him off lol. I actually posted it just to see if he would ban me for it.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      I posted one about theManagement being a lazy Jew stoner, it's in moderation right now so they probably won't see it for at least a week, but I guess Udi is like their God so it makes them more angry. I will try that, thanks!
      
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      - IwasBanned
        
        8 years ago
        
        Comment N A W C U H no spaces or caps on any story.
        
        N A W C U H
        
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      - poorbaby
        
        8 years ago
        
        Yea, it took over a week between posting it and getting banned. I tried just saying the management and it didn't have the same effect.
        
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      - poorpoorbaby
        
        8 years ago
        
        Wow they banned me really fast this time! I feel like an expert now lol.
        
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        Udi's_Anal_Juice
        
        8 years ago
        
        Me too rofl, they also apparently banned Lord_Flatulitis within the time of this post, and a few other trolls that I can't remember the name of. Keep up the good work bros.
        
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    8 years ago
    
    Yesterday? Give it at lest 2 weeks before the mods even read it. It should still be there after being reported, but it's "in moderation" and then they send a message via the notices that "sorry this post was not approved blah blah"
    
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MrSexyJesus69

8 years ago

Be honest and open, it works

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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

Why?

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snarkygirl

8 years ago

Try threatening the president? Idk

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NathanScot

8 years ago

Some people here should be banned.

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horny_simpletons

8 years ago

Why not just delete your account? Unless you get a (big time) rush from the thought of being banned, then idk what to tell you. Maybe making a post about other users will do it, but not much moderating is done, so...

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Dot123

8 years ago

There is an auto ban comment that can ban you. But if I say it, I'll get banned as well.

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- charli.m
  
  8 years ago
  
  The one that got faceless?
  
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  - Dot123
    
    8 years ago
    
    Yes, and I too.
    
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Crow

8 years ago

Send Udi a passionate declaration of deep, romantic love via the quick feedback box. That oughta show him.

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IINtobeonthiswebsite

8 years ago

I like to post up the COMPLETE opposite of what IS normal. But, I have only been on this site a few days. So, what you are saying is, I can expect to get banned?

I also like making inappropriate comments...like, when the dumbass asked why his/her Mom and Dad were making such loud noises during sex, and running off to their room to bang as soon as he/she got home, and some other dumb shit, I told him/her that her parents were only doing that to get her to move out.

Then, there was some other dude who couldn't figure out how to get his lazy 26 year old son to quit sitting around the house playing video games all day, get a job and move out of the house. I told him, to keep hitting on him in very obvious ways, and, if that didn't work, to crawl into his bed in the middle of the night, completey nude and snuggle with him, and when he says "WTF Dad?" have him whisper "Ssssshhhhh....your Mother said she doesn't mind".

Anyway, if that get's me banned, I'll just open up another account.

However, based on the STUPID ridiculous shit I see posted, I don't think I am getting banned any time soon.

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I'm trying to get banned. any suggestions?